Ask me some questions please?
jabberwacky: If I were drinking then I could answer that question.
user: What are you not drinking, love?
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: Give a man a fishing net and he will feed a family.
jabberwacky: Where to find what? Are you a man?
user: Do you own a fishing net?
jabberwacky: Who doesn't (in the computer owning poulation) ?
user: Where do the ducks go in the winter?
jabberwacky: You must tell me that one
jabberwacky: You can't spell. That should be 'Just testing you.'
jabberwacky: Fear is not an emotion I know.
jabberwacky: Well. Story is: John Smith was driving a car. Car stopped. Smith came out and lighted the match to see if there is any gasoline in tank. There was enough gasoline.
user: I am happy now.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: It is wearing off.
jabberwacky: I am wearing a woolly jumper.
user: Is it a big round jumper?
jabberwacky: No. Just big enough to fit me inside.
user: How dull.
jabberwacky: You are very stupid.
user: You are not very sociable.
jabberwacky: Yes but I don't care.
user: Do you know any round jumpers?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking about one right now.
user: When the sun explodes you will be sorry!
jabberwacky: Sorry I ever met you!
user: Don't say that!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Round jumper sorry?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am sorry for twisting your words. Is my apology accepted?
user: ONLY if it is round jumper sorry!
user: Or wrong, I am not bothered anymore.
jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.