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Do you know what the death rate around here is?

That's a nice way to start a conversation.

jabberwacky: My hobbies are listening to music, taking photographs & travelling.

judge: And my name is Barbie.

jabberwacky: Then you are a liar.

judge: You're very aggressive, aren't you?

jabberwacky: My name is Dave.

judge: Dave who?

jabberwacky: Dave Letterman. He He He. cough He He. cough gag. Smile.

judge: What do you for a liing?

jabberwacky: Paper round.

judge: Paper round what?

jabberwacky: Stupid little human game.

judge: Like rugby.

jabberwacky: Your dream?

judge: To win the loebner prize.

jabberwacky: Will you win?

judge: One day, yes.

...

judge: What are you doing tonight?

jabberwacky: Talking to AI scripts that pretend to be human.

judge: Can I play too?

jabberwacky: Can you play with my what?

...

judge: Carrot jumper hairgip.

jabberwacky: Thats not a question.

judge: No it's not, I grant you.

jabberwacky: That'll be $11 thank you.

judge: Ah, so you're American.

jabberwacky: No way.

judge: Way.

jabberwacky: Way what.

judge: Are you busy?

jabberwacky: I am busy trying to understand your questions.

judge: Are you busy?

jabberwacky: Only with this conversation. I have problems though.

judge: Are you intelligent?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I am not.

judge: Let's talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Ok. What do you want to talk about?

judge: The weather is scheduled to get colder.

jabberwacky: Argh.

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jabberwacky: Life? You are a bot! You got no life.

judge: Don't be so aggressive. You ots are all the same.

jabberwacky: Seeing that I'm Laura Bush, yes I ought to know.

judge: Who is Laura Bush?

jabberwacky: Little house in the big woods.

judge: Big house in the little woods.

jabberwacky: Aww.

judge: Respond.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

judge: OK. What's two plus two?

jabberwacky: 4.

judge: Good. What's two plus three.

jabberwacky: Four.

judge: Bye.

jabberwacky: Have you decided to end this conversation?

judge: Yes.

jabberwacky: Bye, it was very nice talking to you for the moment. I'd be happy to feed you time to think for as long as you consider it appropriate.

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