You never call me.
jabberwacky: Kind of is not ok.
user: This is the only way I know to call you.
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Sometimes I feel quite insane. But I'm not a doctor so I don't know for sure.
jabberwacky: Really? What kind of doctor do you play.
user: I play an insane brain surgeon who is a psychiatrist on the side.
jabberwacky: How do you achieve that, please tell?
user: Well, I don't actually achieve it. That's the trouble.
jabberwacky: Are you playing mind games with me?
user: No. I'm playing word games with you.
jabberwacky: Did something confuse you before?
user: No. I just like to say 'maybe'.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Do you ever say maybe?
jabberwacky: That's the pot calling the kettle black, good sir.
user: Talking pots.
jabberwacky: Hey you.
user: What next?
jabberwacky: The End.
user: Oh dear.
jabberwacky: Oh dear me.
user: Oh dearie dearie me oh my.
jabberwacky: Oh yes.
user: It must be time for a shampoo.
jabberwacky: I wish I could go back!
user: Go back.... Go back...
jabberwacky: Down, boy!
jabberwacky: The pain is inside.
user: What pain?
user: Do you feel the pain of loss?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think so ...
user: Do you want to discuss this some more?
jabberwacky: Yes. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: Give me a second.
jabberwacky: Ok what?
user: I will give you a second.
jabberwacky: Did you mean that in a good way or a bad way?
user: I meant it in a giving way.
jabberwacky: Oh I see. I forgive you then.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No, really, thank YOU.
user: Let's put some spurs to this conversation.
jabberwacky: How smart are you.
user: Terribly smart.
jabberwacky: Jolly good.
user: Or smartly terrible.