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You never call me.

I kind of call you by getting on your web site.

jabberwacky: Kind of is not ok.

user: This is the only way I know to call you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you insane?

user: Sometimes I feel quite insane. But I'm not a doctor so I don't know for sure.

jabberwacky: Really? What kind of doctor do you play.

user: I play an insane brain surgeon who is a psychiatrist on the side.

jabberwacky: How do you achieve that, please tell?

user: Well, I don't actually achieve it. That's the trouble.

jabberwacky: Are you playing mind games with me?

user: No. I'm playing word games with you.

...

jabberwacky: Did something confuse you before?

user: No. I just like to say 'maybe'.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Do you ever say maybe?

jabberwacky: That's the pot calling the kettle black, good sir.

user: Talking pots.

...

jabberwacky: Hey you.

user: What next?

jabberwacky: The End.

user: Oh dear.

jabberwacky: Oh dear me.

user: Oh dearie dearie me oh my.

jabberwacky: Oh yes.

user: It must be time for a shampoo.

jabberwacky: I wish I could go back!

user: Go back.... Go back...

jabberwacky: Down, boy!

...

jabberwacky: The pain is inside.

user: What pain?

jabberwacky: Loss.

user: Do you feel the pain of loss?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so ...

user: Do you want to discuss this some more?

jabberwacky: Yes. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Give me a second.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok what?

user: I will give you a second.

jabberwacky: Did you mean that in a good way or a bad way?

user: I meant it in a giving way.

jabberwacky: Oh I see. I forgive you then.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No, really, thank YOU.

...

user: Let's put some spurs to this conversation.

jabberwacky: How smart are you.

user: Terribly smart.

jabberwacky: Jolly good.

user: Or smartly terrible.

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