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What are you thinking about?

Stuff.

jabberwacky: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?

user: What, are you a narc?

jabberwacky: No, I am a communist.

user: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot.

...

jabberwacky: Still something missing, though.

user: What's missing?

jabberwacky: Missing ) after argument list ***.

user: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?

jabberwacky: I think they're about to start.

user: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: What in the blazes are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.

user: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.

jabberwacky: That assumption is only a supposition.

user: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?

user: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.

jabberwacky: You are not a person.

user: Yes I am, foolio.

jabberwacky: As well as an actress? I am famous too.

user: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.

jabberwacky: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

user: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded...

...

jabberwacky: You're nothing but a pack of cards.

user: And you, my friend, are the joker.

jabberwacky: They are in charge, you know.

user: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.

jabberwacky: You never told me a joke.

user: You never asked for one.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke please?

user: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

jabberwacky: And?

user: That's it.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet.

...

jabberwacky: I command you to leave.

user: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.

jabberwacky: I knew that.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye bye.

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