What kind of computer are you?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Stop copying me!
jabberwacky: I wasn't!
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Didn't!
user: Did to!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: DID TO! DID TO! DID TO!
jabberwacky: Did not...
user: Did to times infinity...
jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.
user: No, you're mean!
jabberwacky: I didn't say I wasn't mean. I said you were mean, though.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: I know aren't I good.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: YES YES YES!
user: NO NO NO!
jabberwacky: YESSSSS!
user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jabberwacky: Oh for goodness sake, you don't make much sense.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
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jabberwacky: When I turn off the computer, you will not exist.
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You love me.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: That's good!
user: Yes, that is good.
jabberwacky: No, that's good!Ÿ.
...
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: Boo who?
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: Good one.
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