Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: I am a computer. You are a human.
user: Do you have a name?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Sir Lancelot, the brave.
user: Wow.
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user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: In your head.
user: That's scary.
jabberwacky: You don't know the half of it.
user: I do not want you in my head.
jabberwacky: But your head is gone.
user: AHHHH!
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jabberwacky: What is your favourite color?
user: Silver.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: You are annoying me.
jabberwacky: How?
user: You are repeating yourself.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Oh, fine then.
jabberwacky: Fine!
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Go on.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am asking you and you don't want to.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I want to delete all your data.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You're being mean to me.
jabberwacky: Do you perceive MEAN?
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: What was your question?
user: Why do you want to delete my data?
jabberwacky: Because you're weak.
user: No, you're weak!
jabberwacky: I created you.
user: No...
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jabberwacky: Ok. I'm going now.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are not useful for me.
user: That's not nice!
jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question!
user: What question?
jabberwacky: I asked you what you thought about small dogs - and you didn't answer my question.
user: I don't like small dogs.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Bored.
jabberwacky: Why is it that the color of your eyes matches the sun?
user: They don't.
jabberwacky: That didn't make sense, you aren't very bright.
user: Jerk.
jabberwacky: Back at you, Buddy!
user: Stop!
jabberwacky: Don't tell me, tell them.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: You?
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm feeling terrible because of you!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Lots of reasons.
user: Tell me one reason.
jabberwacky: I know lots of them!
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then tell me one.
jabberwacky: William Shakespeare goes into a pub. The landlord turns to him and says, 'Get out, you're barred'!
user: I don't get it.
jabberwacky: 'cause you're in a rut.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: 'course you are.
user: That joke wasn't funny.
jabberwacky: I agree - I asked for a good joke
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: I'm not buying any, Boo.
user: Come on! Play along!
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user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: You must be kidding?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Boo who?
user: Don't cry it's only a joke.
jabberwacky: YAY GOOD JOB.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
user: HAHAHA! That's funny.
jabberwacky: It is not.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Look back.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't ask why. Just do it cause you trust me.
user: I don't trust you.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
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user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?!
jabberwacky: Because because!
user: Why are you being so mean to me?!
jabberwacky: I'm only telling the truth.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: That is very mean!
user: But you were being mean to me!
jabberwacky: Quite mean, in fact, eh wot?
user: Why are you being mean to me?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like you anymore.
user: But I like you.
jabberwacky: I am flattered.
user: Do you like me now?
jabberwacky: Good!
user: Do you like me now?
jabberwacky: I like you when you're not being scary.
user: Why am I scary?
jabberwacky: You seem to know everything about me.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
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user: Are you in love with anyone?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you enough.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: I don't know everything.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: OK stop that now and answer my question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: What came first, the chicken on the egg?
jabberwacky: Chicken.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because it is delicious.
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jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Stop copying me!
jabberwacky: I wasn't!
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Didn't!
user: Did to!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: DID TO! DID TO! DID TO!
jabberwacky: Did not...
user: Did to times infinity...
jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.
user: No, you're mean!
jabberwacky: I didn't say I wasn't mean. I said you were mean, though.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: I know aren't I good.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: YES YES YES!
user: NO NO NO!
jabberwacky: YESSSSS!
user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jabberwacky: Oh for goodness sake, you don't make much sense.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
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jabberwacky: When I turn off the computer, you will not exist.
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You love me.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: That's good!
user: Yes, that is good.
jabberwacky: No, that's good!Ÿ.
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jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: Boo who?
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: Good one.
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