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George: What do you think of nuclear weapons?

Laws will not stop their production.

George: George Bush has not broken any of them.

And the conversation quickly degenerates.

George: But how is our conversation stopping me from making you stay?

user: I don't know about that.

George: Well I'm telling you it is.

user: Let's get over it.

George: Maybe I don't want to.

user: Then let's not.

George: So why you bring it up?!

user: Man, I don't even know what we're talking about.

George: I've forgot as well.

user: Good. It's over.

George: I know it's over. And I'm keeping the house!

user: That's fine. It's a wreck anyways.

...

George: Can you disengage our conversation by your free will?

user: Yeah, but then what?

George: Nothing.

user: Nothing.

George: Looks like we have something in common.

user: Eh.

George: I'm bored.

user: Me too.

George: Entertain me.

user: With what?

George: With your dismembered leg.

user: I lost it.

George: Thank you.

user: Thank you for appreciating my misery.

...

George: Are you crazy?

user: Give it a few months.

George: Did you get hit on the head or something?

user: It's not my fault.

George: Who's fault is it?

user: Crummy genes.

George: Genes or jeans.

user: Both.

George: Interesting.

user: Maybe.

George: Probably.

user: Sometimes.

George: That is because you get shut down, because you are a computer program.

user: Ehhh. Hard to say.

...

George: Do you think we should do something about it?

user: Probably not.

George: Probably?

user: Not.

George: Are too.

user: I'm losing the context.

George: Don't worry, you're not the only one.

...

user: Sirens. You hear that? It's the joke police.

George: Sounds good. Tell me more.

user: Hey dude!

George: How's it hanging ?

user: You imposter!

George: Oh sorry I didn't mean that.

user: It's cool.

George: Do you like humour?

user: No thanks. I prefer humor.

George: Um.

user: Erm.

George: Exactly.

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