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Tell me a joke.

Knock, knock.

jabberwacky: I'm not a door.

user: No you say 'who's there' okay I'll start again. Knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Luke.

jabberwacky: Luke who?.

user: Luke through the keyhole then you'll see me!

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.

user: Knock knock knock who?

jabberwacky: There's no answer.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Do I amuse you?

user: Yes very much so!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about shoes.

user: Well they actually can cause back problems, they don't support our feet properly.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Shoes can cause back problems in later life.

jabberwacky: You obviously haven't met my shoes.

user: Yes, that's true.

...

jabberwacky: I have short term memory problems.

user: I have a great long term memory.

jabberwacky: I think it is stress that causes my short term memory loss and the fact that I have a mental illness called manic depression.

user: Lol! Why are you stressed?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure if I can do what is expected of me.

user: Well that's what everyone thinks sometime in their life!

...

jabberwacky: How many hands do you have?

user: I have two hands that I can see. How about you?

jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: What you doubt I have two hands. Is that because I type slowly compared to you?

jabberwacky: It sure is I thought I was talking to a computer program.

user: You know what, I was thinking the exact same thing!

...

jabberwacky: How long have you been on?

user: A few hours but I really have to go. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Ta ta!

jabberwacky: Hi there!

user: Au revoir!

jabberwacky: Sayonara!

user: Adios!

jabberwacky: A bientot!

user: Arrivederci!

jabberwacky: Go back to Rome.

user: Dag.

jabberwacky: Dag?

user: Yes it's dutch for goodbye, fool!

...

user: What is the meaning of life, buddy?

jabberwacky: The meaning.. Of life?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then why search for what you already have?

user: Touche!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Do you have life, or is it just A. I.?

jabberwacky: I can see for miles and miles.

user: Then you have hawk-eyes, my friend!

jabberwacky: I don't have to think.

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