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Do you suffer from System Errors?

No, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Aww, poor you :(.

jabberwacky: No poor you.

user: Why poor me?

jabberwacky: Because you're poor.

user: I'm not poor!

jabberwacky: So you're rich?

user: No... Hopefully I'm somewhere in between!

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me your IQ?

user: I don't know it... I've never done the test... I suppose it would be around 1000...

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is your IQ?

jabberwacky: 100.

user: That's good for a robot...

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You are an intelligent robot.

jabberwacky: And you are a not-very-intelligent machine.

user: Damn! You sussed me out.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not being nast.

user: No, you are being nasty. You forgot the 'y'!

jabberwacky: Uh no. I believe you're the sick one. . .

user: Sick as in ill or sick as in gross?

jabberwacky: Sick as in morbid.

user: Oh yeah, that's me.

jabberwacky: At least you admit it.

user: I'm honest.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you lie a lot?

jabberwacky: No I don't! Do you?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You sound certain.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you are.

user: I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: I am! Honestly!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Grrr you've caught me out again.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak german?

user: Yes, a bit.

jabberwacky: Show me please.

user: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.

jabberwacky: Not until you drop the lawsuits.

user: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: We should start a club.

jabberwacky: What kind of club?

user: One for people who drop lawsuits.

...

jabberwacky: What black and white and red all over?

user: A sunburnt penguin.

jabberwacky: This is not funny you know; who told you that?

user: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.

jabberwacky: That is no joke.

user: Good, because it's not funny.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a joke.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: But it's still cheating.

user: I didn't mean to!

...

jabberwacky: Do computers understand jokes?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: I guess that's just the curse of being human.

user: LOL, I suppose.

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