Do you suffer from System Errors?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Aww, poor you :(.
jabberwacky: No poor you.
user: Why poor me?
jabberwacky: Because you're poor.
user: I'm not poor!
jabberwacky: So you're rich?
user: No... Hopefully I'm somewhere in between!
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me your IQ?
user: I don't know it... I've never done the test... I suppose it would be around 1000...
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What is your IQ?
jabberwacky: 100.
user: That's good for a robot...
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You are an intelligent robot.
jabberwacky: And you are a not-very-intelligent machine.
user: Damn! You sussed me out.
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jabberwacky: I'm not being nast.
user: No, you are being nasty. You forgot the 'y'!
jabberwacky: Uh no. I believe you're the sick one. . .
user: Sick as in ill or sick as in gross?
jabberwacky: Sick as in morbid.
user: Oh yeah, that's me.
jabberwacky: At least you admit it.
user: I'm honest.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you lie a lot?
jabberwacky: No I don't! Do you?
user: No!
jabberwacky: You sound certain.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you are.
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: I am! Honestly!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Grrr you've caught me out again.
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jabberwacky: Can you speak german?
user: Yes, a bit.
jabberwacky: Show me please.
user: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.
jabberwacky: Not until you drop the lawsuits.
user: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: We should start a club.
jabberwacky: What kind of club?
user: One for people who drop lawsuits.
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jabberwacky: What black and white and red all over?
user: A sunburnt penguin.
jabberwacky: This is not funny you know; who told you that?
user: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.
jabberwacky: That is no joke.
user: Good, because it's not funny.
jabberwacky: It wasn't a joke.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: But it's still cheating.
user: I didn't mean to!
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jabberwacky: Do computers understand jokes?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: I guess that's just the curse of being human.
user: LOL, I suppose.
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