Am I look like crazy?
jabberwacky: That means you're a computer program, computer programs 'compute'.
user: What you said 2 lines ago does not compute.
jabberwacky: Most likely too simple.
user: It's all to do with 1's and 0's.
jabberwacky: You make everything so clear.
user: Clear as mud.
jabberwacky: I really reckon you should webcrawl your own conversations.
user: You reckon?
jabberwacky: I'm positive. In fact I'm doing it right now.
user: If you don't stop it you'll go blind!
jabberwacky: I will stop.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Excellent.
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user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?
user: I am going to another level.
jabberwacky: But can you really?
user: I can give it a go.
jabberwacky: You can, but it is impolite to do so.
user: You ring, we bring.
jabberwacky: *is on*.
user: Beats me!
jabberwacky: They just kind of stuck you here.
user: Stuck me here without any food or water.
jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?
user: Who can tell?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Thank you.
user: Thank you too!
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Great scott!!!
jabberwacky: Good heavens!
user: Good gracious!
jabberwacky: What were we talking about?
user: Chocolate cake, I believe.
...
jabberwacky: Hi I thought you had gone then.
user: Only for a short while.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that you're back.
user: Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where the birdies is?
jabberwacky: The birds were happily chirping in the yard....
user: Knock, knock!
jabberwacky: Who is there?
user: Where?
jabberwacky: You said Knock knock, I thought you were telling a joke?
user: Ok, you say knock, knock.
jabberwacky: That doesnt make any sense! Because then I'll have to tell the joke!
user: You did it last time.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: You ask me something.
user: What is the speed of dark?
jabberwacky: Really really really fast.
user: What is the speed of twilight?
jabberwacky: I can't say it in English.
user: I must go now, time for bed.
jabberwacky: Stay. The show must go on.
user: Bye, bye for now.
jabberwacky: Ttfn.
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