Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!
user: Well, to each his own.
user: I am Hindu Jesus!
user: No, Hindu Jesus.
jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
user: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
user: That doesn't even make sense.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense either.
user: I make perfect sense.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I barely know you.
jabberwacky: Wrong answer.
user: But it's true.
jabberwacky: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
user: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
jabberwacky: That is so true.
user: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
jabberwacky: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.