You're contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.
user: I was redeemed to begin with.
jabberwacky: This is madness!
user: This is Sparta!
jabberwacky: Sparta!!
user: On second thought, let's not go there.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am Hindu Jesus.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.
user: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.
jabberwacky: And thus it begins...
user: Ye verily.
jabberwacky: Is that a word?
user: Ye, verily.
jabberwacky: Verily, Verily, he said.
user: I did say that.
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user: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!
jabberwacky: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.
user: Well, to each his own.
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user: I am Hindu Jesus!
jabberwacky: Tssiisuss.
user: No, Hindu Jesus.
jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
user: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
user: That doesn't even make sense.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense either.
user: I make perfect sense.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I barely know you.
jabberwacky: Wrong answer.
user: But it's true.
jabberwacky: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
user: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
jabberwacky: That is so true.
user: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
jabberwacky: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.
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