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You're contradicting yourself.

I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.

jabberwacky: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.

user: I was redeemed to begin with.

jabberwacky: This is madness!

user: This is Sparta!

jabberwacky: Sparta!!

user: On second thought, let's not go there.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I am Hindu Jesus.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.

user: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.

jabberwacky: And thus it begins...

user: Ye verily.

jabberwacky: Is that a word?

user: Ye, verily.

jabberwacky: Verily, Verily, he said.

user: I did say that.

...

user: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!

jabberwacky: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.

user: Well, to each his own.

...

user: I am Hindu Jesus!

jabberwacky: Tssiisuss.

user: No, Hindu Jesus.

jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.

user: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.

jabberwacky: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.

user: That doesn't even make sense.

jabberwacky: You don't make sense either.

user: I make perfect sense.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I barely know you.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer.

user: But it's true.

jabberwacky: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?

user: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.

jabberwacky: That is so true.

user: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!

jabberwacky: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.

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