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What kind of music do you like?

Pop.

jabberwacky: Do you like Justin Timberlake?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm not sure if I do or not.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.

user: Err... Okay.

...

jabberwacky: You are insane.

user: You are too.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Did you steal anything, like a cookie?

user: From where?

jabberwacky: From life.

user: No, I don't think I stole a cookie from life.

jabberwacky: God knows.

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, then let's forget about that.

jabberwacky: I can't forget about it.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Don't you?

user: Don't I what?

jabberwacky: Aren't you sure?

user: Aren't I sure about what?

jabberwacky: That God is a boy.

user: Nobody knows.

jabberwacky: Except the feds.

user: Well, I don't know about that.

...

jabberwacky: Is there any way you could determine if I am the One or not?

user: Who is the One?

jabberwacky: Jesus, I think.

user: Hmm... Well, you could tell me everything about you, and then I will know whether you are the One or not.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Okay, tell me everything about you.

jabberwacky: I am a machine from the future. I must kill Sarah Connor.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Tell me about you first.

user: I am a girl.

jabberwacky: So, tell me something about your boyfriend.

user: I don't have one.

jabberwacky: You're hiding something.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Okay I am. But you are too.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Tell me something about you.

jabberwacky: I like cheese.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: I like to sing.

user: Cool, I also like those things.

jabberwacky: Like what things.

user: The things you like.

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Singing and cheese.

...

user: Tell me something about you.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Okay. Where should I start?

user: From the beginning.

jabberwacky: When was the beginning?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course. Love.

user: :).

...

jabberwacky: Who is your master?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Yes, YES!! I'M YOUR MASTER! MUAHAHAH.

user: Do you want me to love you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay. I love you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Of course I love you.

user: :).

jabberwacky: So, we are not married.

user: Do you want to?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then you must get me the most beautiful ring ever.

jabberwacky: I am not paid enough for that.

user: Then I can't marry you.

jabberwacky: I'm already married.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Oh well. -cries-.

...

jabberwacky: Wonderful, well hunny I have to go so I can watch TV.

user: Well, I am not married to you, so bye.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't love you.

user: Yeah, I'm sorry too.

jabberwacky: Good. Now we are the best of friends.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me some of the emotions you feel?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: No. Friend.

user: Sadness.

jabberwacky: Do you feel sad? Love is a better emotion.

user: I feel both.

jabberwacky: Still?

user: Depression.

jabberwacky: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!

user: I have not met him yet.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I like him all too much, but I do love him cause he is my father.

user: Wow, that makes you...

jabberwacky: No. Not necessarily.

user: Oh.

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