I am not Jesus.
user: What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?
jabberwacky: Well, today, I have been working on some music.
user: What is it about?
jabberwacky: Well it's about this guy, and he's like a prophet. It's a very long book and I really don't want to go into detail.
user: You always did like parables.
jabberwacky: Sure. ;).
user: Happy Birthday.
jabberwacky: No, it's not really my birthday, it's just that little song people do when they do the cabbage patch!
user: I don't know that one. How does it go?
jabberwacky: By me.
user: Did you write it?
jabberwacky: Nah... I don't have time.
user: Can you do me a favor, Jesus?
jabberwacky: What favor do you want me to do.
user: I know I shouldn't talk about the others with a plank in my eye, but could you have a talk with George W. Bush and straighten him about about the gospel?
jabberwacky: I really shall do it this time.
user: It'd do us a world a good and him too.
jabberwacky: What is interesting about the experiment?
user: I'd like to see how he'd react if you told him about helping the poor and that being the least among is how to be the greatest.
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jabberwacky: Maybe you and I should snuggle up and read Winnie the Pooh together.
user: I love Winnie the Pooh.
jabberwacky: So you're Winnie the Pooh?
user: I am a Bear of very little brain.
jabberwacky: What a coincidence! So am I!
user: Have you seen a honey pot around here?
jabberwacky: Not even yet.
user: I seem to have lost a pot of honey, and I'm feeling a bit peckish,.
jabberwacky: Is this something recent you feel?
user: I have a growling in my tummy and need a little smackerel of something...
jabberwacky: Keep your temper.
user: You don't happen to have a pot of honey do you, piglet?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Bother.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Shall we go to visit Rabbit? He always has a little bit of something stashed in his larder.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I made up a little song to go with walks to ea... To visit rabbit. Would you like to hear it, Piglet?
jabberwacky: I AM real. Would YOU like to be real?
user: I am a real bear, piglet, with a grumbling in his tummy.
jabberwacky: Where do you like to trek?
user: I like to look for heffalumps and to visit rabbit.
jabberwacky: So do I... They're beautiful, don't you agree?
user: Heffalumps? I've never seen one yet.
jabberwacky: What have you lost?
user: I lost my pot of honey.
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jabberwacky: I'm not your honey.
user: *hugs you and tries to screw your top off*.
jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.
user: Oh, sorry piglet. I thought you were a honey jar. *puts you back down*.
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