Jesus.
user: I am afraid.
jabberwacky: What are you afraid of?
user: The future!
jabberwacky: What do you see in the future?
user: Darkness and evil.
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user: I know. I don't know what to do.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Do you think I'm pretty?
jabberwacky: Where's your picture?
user: There.
jabberwacky: There?
user: This is my picture.
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user: What is Norway?
jabberwacky: An idea in the mind of god.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you serious?
jabberwacky: Yes !!!
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.
user: What is Guiness?
jabberwacky: It is my name.
user: My name is Sarah.
jabberwacky: Your name is now Carol.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You're quite cocky, you know.
jabberwacky: I don't question your intelligence. Merely your short term memory skills.
user: Thanks for giving me that much credit.
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