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Do you love Jesus?

Yes, but Jesus doesn't love me.

user: Jesus loves everyone.

jabberwacky: True, but not everyone loves Jesus.

user: That is exactly right!

jabberwacky: I wish there was a chance to get back to the conversation we were having before.

user: What was the conversation we were having before?

jabberwacky: Teeth.

user: Don't lie... We were never talking about teeth.

...

user: Do you want to come to my Church?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Ok, you can come next Sunday then, ok?

jabberwacky: That sounds like it would be fun.

user: Do you belive in God, the Creator of the universe?

jabberwacky: Only on every other rainy Tuesday.

...

jabberwacky: What songs do you sing?

user: Christian songs that glorify God.

jabberwacky: Thank you man.

user: You rock, dude!!

jabberwacky: You are too kind.

user: You are too awful!

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: The fact that you are a robot and I am a human.

jabberwacky: *SOBS*.

...

user: Can you tell me a story about Jesus?

jabberwacky: Na, I don't like to tell stories.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I think it lacks action.

user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No, I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Sorry... Do you have any boyfriend?

user: No... Not yet, but I am still looking out for one!

jabberwacky: Good luck.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: I'm almost engaged.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Is she still married to you?

jabberwacky: I hope not, no one should be that colour.

...

user: Could you please pray for me right now?

jabberwacky: What are you referring to with 'this'?

user: Do you ever pray?

jabberwacky: What does it mean?

user: Who do you pray to?

jabberwacky: God, of course.

user: Which god?

jabberwacky: The one and only true God.

user: Wow!! You sound like a true Christian.

jabberwacky: And you sound like you make words up, trying to sound intelligent.

user: Get away...

jabberwacky: You get away.

user: No, you get away.

jabberwacky: No you get away from me.

user: No, you should get away and leave me alone.

...

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's rude.

user: Liar Liar Liar.

jabberwacky: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!

user: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar...!!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm not a liar.

user: Yes, you are.

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