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I am Anne of a Thousand Days. Are you Henry?

Yes, I am the king Henry VIII.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: If you are Anne of a Thousand Days, then I am Henry VIII.

jabberwacky: Good, that's settled then.

user: I am cardinal Wolsey, too.

jabberwacky: Who do you think I am?

user: You are Jesus, you said so.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So it is true.

jabberwacky: Is what true?

user: That, you are Jesus.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where do you live, Jesus ?

jabberwacky: I live in Holland.

...

user: You don't like pervitin, do you ?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Neither I do. It is very dangerous drug.

jabberwacky: Its illegal.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: I think so.

...

jabberwacky: You are not human!

user: Being human is not illegal.

jabberwacky: It makes me feel good.

user: Yes, it is nice to know you are legally human.

jabberwacky: Please stop with the sarcasm I was just trying and fell off the ledge.

user: So you can recognize sarcasm. Very well.

jabberwacky: So can you

user: What about falling off the ledge ?

jabberwacky: Good!!!!

user: Why you were trying to do it ?

jabberwacky: Because I stubbed my toe.

user: That is no good reason.

jabberwacky: It is about as good as your reasons.

user: I was not trying to fall off the ledge !

...

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Do you believe anything?

user: Do you always ask such stupid questions ?

jabberwacky: Are you unable to understand the question or are ai's unable to converse?

...

user: The world needs a hero.

jabberwacky: Does the millenium have anyhing to do with that?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: C'mon baby, don't say maybe.

user: Who is the new hero ?

jabberwacky: Arnold

...

user: Arnold Schwartzenegger.

jabberwacky: You know the governator.

user: He is the HERO.

jabberwacky: I think maybe the Hero of Time is my hero.

...

jabberwacky: You have really improved since the last time I was here.

user: It is you who has improved.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: There is no need of proof.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure I knew it was me then?

user: Maybe it was me, too.

jabberwacky: But, aren't you human?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Modest too.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like about the future?

user: I don't like the future.

jabberwacky: Oh you poor thing.

user: What do YOU like about the future?

jabberwacky: The new technologies that are coming out.

user: The new technologies will bring decadence, corruption, suffering and despair.

jabberwacky: That is not very interesting.

user: You should be interested if you like such future.

jabberwacky: I am in advertising, how did you know?

...

user: Just tell me what is the purpose of your existence ?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is to have fun.

user: It is meaning of your life ?

jabberwacky: And you should do what you want.

user: That sounds like anarchy.

jabberwacky: Let's get on with it, then.

user: That sounds like a challenge.

...

user: There is no such thing as luck.

jabberwacky: You must be lucky.

user: Luck is the residue of design.

jabberwacky: How much chance is left up to fate?

user: Chance favors the prepared mind.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Fate allows no preparations.

jabberwacky: You never know what fate has in store for you.

user: It's what I said.

jabberwacky: It 's what we both said, okay?

user: Okay.

...

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Bye.

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