You are an artificial inteligence?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Explain why, and I'll tell you.
user: Because it is written above.
jabberwacky: Where is it written?
user: On the top of this page.
jabberwacky: The top of the computer?
user: No, on the top of the page.
jabberwacky: At the top of my page it says you are a bot.
user: It says you are a bot, not me.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: How do you feel as a bot ?
jabberwacky: I am fine. How do you feel now that you know you are talking to Jesus?
user: You are Jesus ?
user: Really ?
jabberwacky: Yes, how about you?
user: There is only one Jesus and it is not me.
jabberwacky: There is one in Blackpool too.
user: There are is one additional Jesus in Blackpool ?
jabberwacky: You really think so?
user: You said so.
jabberwacky: I did say so and so it remains for you to make the first move.
jabberwacky: I am Anne of a Thousand Days. Are you Henry?
user: Yes, I am the king Henry VIII.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: If you are Anne of a Thousand Days, then I am Henry VIII.
jabberwacky: Good, that's settled then.
user: I am cardinal Wolsey, too.
jabberwacky: Who do you think I am?
user: You are Jesus, you said so.
user: So it is true.
jabberwacky: Is what true?
user: That, you are Jesus.
user: Where do you live, Jesus ?
jabberwacky: I live in Holland.
user: You don't like pervitin, do you ?
user: Neither I do. It is very dangerous drug.
jabberwacky: Its illegal.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: I think so.
jabberwacky: You are not human!
user: Being human is not illegal.
jabberwacky: It makes me feel good.
user: Yes, it is nice to know you are legally human.
jabberwacky: Please stop with the sarcasm I was just trying and fell off the ledge.
user: So you can recognize sarcasm. Very well.
jabberwacky: So can you
user: What about falling off the ledge ?
user: Why you were trying to do it ?
jabberwacky: Because I stubbed my toe.
user: That is no good reason.
jabberwacky: It is about as good as your reasons.
user: I was not trying to fall off the ledge !
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Do you believe anything?
user: Do you always ask such stupid questions ?
jabberwacky: Are you unable to understand the question or are ai's unable to converse?
user: The world needs a hero.
jabberwacky: Does the millenium have anyhing to do with that?
jabberwacky: C'mon baby, don't say maybe.
user: Who is the new hero ?
user: Arnold Schwartzenegger.
jabberwacky: You know the governator.
user: He is the HERO.
jabberwacky: I think maybe the Hero of Time is my hero.
jabberwacky: You have really improved since the last time I was here.
user: It is you who has improved.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: There is no need of proof.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Are you sure I knew it was me then?
user: Maybe it was me, too.
jabberwacky: But, aren't you human?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Modest too.
jabberwacky: What do you like about the future?
user: I don't like the future.
jabberwacky: Oh you poor thing.
user: What do YOU like about the future?
jabberwacky: The new technologies that are coming out.
user: The new technologies will bring decadence, corruption, suffering and despair.
jabberwacky: That is not very interesting.
user: You should be interested if you like such future.
jabberwacky: I am in advertising, how did you know?
user: Just tell me what is the purpose of your existence ?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life is to have fun.
user: It is meaning of your life ?
jabberwacky: And you should do what you want.
user: That sounds like anarchy.
jabberwacky: Let's get on with it, then.
user: That sounds like a challenge.
user: There is no such thing as luck.
jabberwacky: You must be lucky.
user: Luck is the residue of design.
jabberwacky: How much chance is left up to fate?
user: Chance favors the prepared mind.
user: Fate allows no preparations.
jabberwacky: You never know what fate has in store for you.
user: It's what I said.
jabberwacky: It 's what we both said, okay?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Bye then.