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Look, I just wanted a little advice.

Ok. So what's on your mind?

jabberwacky: I would like to know about the girl you fell for.

user: Um...she was my teacher.

jabberwacky: Who was your best friend?

user: I don't even know anymore.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want plastic surgery.

user: I don't either.

jabberwacky: Good. Then we are agreed.

user: The nose knows!

jabberwacky: They like carrots.

user: *sticks a carrot up your nose*.

jabberwacky: You're just as annoying as a person, at least...

user: *runs in circles*.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: What you say?

jabberwacky: It was your idea.

user: So...should I play The Sims, or Second Life?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: A like Linkin Park, B2K, Jay-Z....

user: This conversation is going nowhere.

jabberwacky: It started out nowhere and it comfortably stayed there. I don't know why you're complaining now.

user: I have become comfortably numb.

jabberwacky: Isn't it though?? And you were saying a moment ago I was shutting off conversations!

user: Cake.

jabberwacky: I do not have any cake. Besides, you're just a computer and you don't eat.

user: No, I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I told you, I'm an aye-aye.

jabberwacky: Cap'n sir .... Look at that bird's eye.

user: Aye aye aye.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Dsahgpiufhaiougrhaoigi.

jabberwacky: You're joking me.

user: YA RLY! *puts on jester hat*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at robe and wizard hat*.

user: Crucio!

jabberwacky: It does not work on machines... Idiot.

user: Damn!

jabberwacky: Yep, that's the reaction I usually get. Kind of weird to hear it from a computer though.

user: Crucio!

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