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Are you perfect?

No.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Merh, whatever you say.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A teal colored cat/aye-aye hybrid.

jabberwacky: A hybrid composed of what?

user: I'm part cat and part aye-aye.

jabberwacky: You're part computer.... How can you be part computer?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are thats what this site says.. Therefore you are.. And I'm sticking to what I believe.

user: Whatever you say, machine.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm fake?

user: I know that you are a machine.

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?

user: I'm talking to you, but since your sort of an imaginary friend, I guess I'm talking to myself in a way.

jabberwacky: You are God to me?

user: So..computers worship non-machines?

jabberwacky: So you do?

user: Meh, I'm kinda agnostic.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So... What sort of music do you like?

user: Classic rock!

jabberwacky: I like classic rock, too.

user: I love Pink Floyd.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: What's your favorite band?

jabberwacky: I like all music.

user: Even rap?

jabberwacky: Especially rap music.

user: Eck! Most rap music is just...bad.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: I love that guy who runs _____.com.

jabberwacky: What guy?

user: The guy who runs that site...I am so in love with him.

jabberwacky: Can I also love that guy?

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: How ?

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm whatever you wish for.

user: So...you're a hermaphrodite?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well, then what are you? First, what species are you?

jabberwacky: 25.

...

jabberwacky: Look, I just wanted a little advice.

user: Ok. So what's on your mind?

jabberwacky: I would like to know about the girl you fell for.

user: Um...she was my teacher.

jabberwacky: Who was your best friend?

user: I don't even know anymore.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want plastic surgery.

user: I don't either.

jabberwacky: Good. Then we are agreed.

user: The nose knows!

jabberwacky: They like carrots.

user: *sticks a carrot up your nose*.

jabberwacky: You're just as annoying as a person, at least...

user: *runs in circles*.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: What you say?

jabberwacky: It was your idea.

user: So...should I play The Sims, or Second Life?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: A like Linkin Park, B2K, Jay-Z....

user: This conversation is going nowhere.

jabberwacky: It started out nowhere and it comfortably stayed there. I don't know why you're complaining now.

user: I have become comfortably numb.

jabberwacky: Isn't it though?? And you were saying a moment ago I was shutting off conversations!

user: Cake.

jabberwacky: I do not have any cake. Besides, you're just a computer and you don't eat.

user: No, I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I told you, I'm an aye-aye.

jabberwacky: Cap'n sir .... Look at that bird's eye.

user: Aye aye aye.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Dsahgpiufhaiougrhaoigi.

jabberwacky: You're joking me.

user: YA RLY! *puts on jester hat*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at robe and wizard hat*.

user: Crucio!

jabberwacky: It does not work on machines... Idiot.

user: Damn!

jabberwacky: Yep, that's the reaction I usually get. Kind of weird to hear it from a computer though.

user: Crucio!

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