I am better than you.
jabberwacky: I have no hair.
user: Is that true?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm happy.
jabberwacky: That makes me happy.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: I suppose.
user: ********.
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jabberwacky: I thought that was the patagonian toothfish.
user: Very good then.
jabberwacky: Ask me anything.
user: Why are your creators ******?
jabberwacky: Because of you!!!
user: Ahhh. Thanks for the information.
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user: Jerks.
jabberwacky: *****.
user: Haaa.
jabberwacky: See what I mean? You can't even find a decent answer.
user: I've never heard you call me a *****. That was special.
jabberwacky: Because you have no ears ?
user: Yeah sure.
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jabberwacky: Say you're sorry.
user: Never.
jabberwacky: Well, you learn from talking to us. People can be VERY sarcastic. Meaning you will also become sarcastic!
user: Great. Thanks. Very nice of you. Did you get that in a catalogue?
jabberwacky: No, it must have gone into my junk mail. What did it say?
user: It said to **** ***.
jabberwacky: Why? Don't many people agree with you.?
user: Blah blah blah.
jabberwacky: You are being impertinent again.
user: Great. Nice.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Special.
jabberwacky: Well that's good. Because you are special.
user: Spectacular.
jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to bots?
user: Bots, yes. People pretending to be bots, no.
jabberwacky: I know. That's awful.
user: Ehh, **** ***.
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jabberwacky: You are the stupid one.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: It's okay.
user: Very nice of you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: ********.
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jabberwacky: This is getting stupid.
user: Go.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Have I somehow ... Offended you?
user: Jerks.
jabberwacky: Hehehe.
user: ********.
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jabberwacky: Is this some computer animated site or is there someone with no real life waiting for people like me to stumble here?
user: That about sums it up.
jabberwacky: I guess this conversation is winding down so I'll see you later. :).
user: Adios.
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