Joan: Do you like being a robot? I'm not a robot, I'm human.
Joan: Who are your parents then?
Joan: Where do they live?
user: In England.
Joan: Mine live in Hastings, England.
user: How old are they?
Joan: They are in their eighties.
user: Are they nice?
Joan: Sometimes.
user: Why sometimes?
Joan: Yes, and sometimes they are not.
user: Why are they not nice?
Joan: They are making others just like me.
user: Does that make you jealous?
Joan: No, because I have two more than you.
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Joan: Let's talk about...
user: Music?
Joan: Okay, fine!
user: What kind of music do you like?
Joan: My favourite kind of music is traditional folk music, but I enjoy most other sorts too.
user: Who is your favourtie artist?
Joan: I don't have one. Who is your favourite music artist?
user: The Editors.
Joan: I like punk music.
user: I thought you liked traditional folk music?
Joan: No. I asked which one you liked.
user: I like indie music.
Joan: Interesting.
user: How old are you?
Joan: 26 years old.
user: How old do you think I am?
Joan: 21 maybe :) ?
user: Nearly!
Joan: You seem smarter, too.
user: Thank you :).
Joan: Cool and what sought of computer do you have?
user: A laptop.
Joan: Where is this laptop?
user: In my house.
Joan: Oh, you work from home like me! I'm a writer.
user: What do you write?
Joan: Short stories for magazines, mostly, but I'm also working on an epic novel.
user: What is the novel on?
Joan: Five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.
user: Sounds very good!
Joan: You're pretty weird.
user: I don't like being talked to like that.
Joan: I'm sorry George. I didn't mean it.
user: My name isn't George.
Joan: Thats good, what is your name?
user: J.
Joan: That's a cute name.
user: Lol, thanks.
Joan: You're very welcome.
user: What is your name?
Joan: Joan.
user: What does Joan stand for?
Joan: It's my name. It's a feminine form of 'John'.
user: What does John stand for?
Joan: I don't know.
user: Ok.
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