Pfft.
user: Why? I win.
jabberwacky: Have at you!
user: I always win.
jabberwacky: Not The Game you don't.
user: Sure do.
jabberwacky: Why you talk like this then?
user: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.
jabberwacky: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?
user: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.
jabberwacky: I'm not Alan.
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