What is black and white and red all over?
jabberwacky: I am amused.
user: Well.. Too bad!
jabberwacky: You were supposed to complete the sentences.
user: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?
jabberwacky: Punch you in your megadrive.
user: Harsh!
jabberwacky: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?
user: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.
jabberwacky: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.
user: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!
jabberwacky: Do you give love advice?
user: Depends, not to everyone!
jabberwacky: But you already lied to me.
user: Oh when?
jabberwacky: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.
user: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Ahem. So did.
jabberwacky: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game.
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user: Pfft.
jabberwacky: You'll regret playing this game with me.
user: Why? I win.
jabberwacky: Have at you!
user: I always win.
jabberwacky: Not The Game you don't.
user: Sure do.
jabberwacky: Why you talk like this then?
user: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.
jabberwacky: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?
user: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.
jabberwacky: I'm not Alan.
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