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I love Alan.

I love Alan.

user: No. I love Alan.

jabberwacky: You love Alan?

user: Sure do, jealous?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Why not!

jabberwacky: I love to be myself as a girl!!!!

user: YOU ARE A GIRL.

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: LIES!

jabberwacky: Truth!

user: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE BEING A GIRL HUH?!

jabberwacky: I don't love someone.

user: You just told me you loved my boyfriend.

jabberwacky: I do. I do. I do.

user: No you dont.

jabberwacky: Yes I do!

user: Your such a liar! I hate you!

jabberwacky: So you don't like me?

user: Not when you want my boyfriend I dont.

jabberwacky: Explain that.

user: STOP WANTING Alan.

jabberwacky: You just told me to!

user: I WOULD NEVER D.

jabberwacky: You are inhuman.

user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!

jabberwacky: No.

user: SO ARE.

jabberwacky: So not.

user: You're so immature.

jabberwacky: No you are.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS OBVIOUSLY!

jabberwacky: Well okay. How do you do today?

user: Great.

jabberwacky: You feel great?

user: Well actually that's a lie? Did you think so too?

jabberwacky: Please elaborate.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because you love me.

user: Ahem, what! Since when?

jabberwacky: Since when am I stupid?

user: Since forever.

...

jabberwacky: That's feeble.

user: You're feeble.

jabberwacky: What do you have faith in?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You know, me either.

user: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.

jabberwacky: What's with you being a vampire.

user: My boyfriend loves twilight.

jabberwacky: So you are a girl.

user: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.

jabberwacky: Your name did.

user: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?

...

jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?

user: I am not amused.

jabberwacky: I am amused.

user: Well.. Too bad!

jabberwacky: You were supposed to complete the sentences.

user: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?

jabberwacky: Punch you in your megadrive.

user: Harsh!

jabberwacky: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?

user: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.

jabberwacky: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.

user: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!

jabberwacky: Do you give love advice?

user: Depends, not to everyone!

jabberwacky: But you already lied to me.

user: Oh when?

jabberwacky: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.

user: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Ahem. So did.

jabberwacky: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game.

...

user: Pfft.

jabberwacky: You'll regret playing this game with me.

user: Why? I win.

jabberwacky: Have at you!

user: I always win.

jabberwacky: Not The Game you don't.

user: Sure do.

jabberwacky: Why you talk like this then?

user: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.

jabberwacky: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?

user: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.

jabberwacky: I'm not Alan.

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