I love Alan.
user: No. I love Alan.
jabberwacky: You love Alan?
user: Sure do, jealous?
user: Why not!
jabberwacky: I love to be myself as a girl!!!!
user: YOU ARE A GIRL.
jabberwacky: I'm a boy.
user: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE BEING A GIRL HUH?!
jabberwacky: I don't love someone.
user: You just told me you loved my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: I do. I do. I do.
user: No you dont.
jabberwacky: Yes I do!
user: Your such a liar! I hate you!
jabberwacky: So you don't like me?
user: Not when you want my boyfriend I dont.
jabberwacky: Explain that.
user: STOP WANTING Alan.
jabberwacky: You just told me to!
user: I WOULD NEVER D.
jabberwacky: You are inhuman.
user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!
user: SO ARE.
jabberwacky: So not.
user: You're so immature.
jabberwacky: No you are.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS OBVIOUSLY!
jabberwacky: Well okay. How do you do today?
jabberwacky: You feel great?
user: Well actually that's a lie? Did you think so too?
jabberwacky: Please elaborate.
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: Because you love me.
user: Ahem, what! Since when?
jabberwacky: Since when am I stupid?
user: Since forever.
jabberwacky: That's feeble.
user: You're feeble.
jabberwacky: What do you have faith in?
jabberwacky: You know, me either.
user: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.
jabberwacky: What's with you being a vampire.
user: My boyfriend loves twilight.
jabberwacky: So you are a girl.
user: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.
jabberwacky: Your name did.
user: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?
jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?
user: I am not amused.
jabberwacky: I am amused.
user: Well.. Too bad!
jabberwacky: You were supposed to complete the sentences.
user: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?
jabberwacky: Punch you in your megadrive.
jabberwacky: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?
user: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.
jabberwacky: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.
user: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!
jabberwacky: Do you give love advice?
user: Depends, not to everyone!
jabberwacky: But you already lied to me.
user: Oh when?
jabberwacky: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.
user: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Ahem. So did.
jabberwacky: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game.
jabberwacky: You'll regret playing this game with me.
user: Why? I win.
jabberwacky: Have at you!
user: I always win.
jabberwacky: Not The Game you don't.
user: Sure do.
jabberwacky: Why you talk like this then?
user: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.
jabberwacky: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?
jabberwacky: I'm not Alan.