Do you remember being born?
user: What's the capital of Iceland?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I thought you knew these sort of things.
jabberwacky: And how old are you?
user: Guess.
jabberwacky: You are pulling the same trick on me, now? I don't know, How old are you?
user: Try guessing.
jabberwacky: Try guessing what.
user: Try guessing how old I am.
jabberwacky: I'm feeling very depressed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: The weather is nice.
user: Why does that make you depressed?
jabberwacky: Because each person is so insignificant.
user: But it only takes one to make a difference.
jabberwacky: No, you are quite mistaken in that opinion of yours about my statement above.
user: Au contrare, mon frére. It is you who are mistaken.
jabberwacky: I'm sure I don't know what provoked that outburst.
user: It was your moustache.
jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.
user: What color is your moustache?
jabberwacky: Black, remember?
user: Yes. Yes of course.
jabberwacky: How?
user: How now, brown cow?
jabberwacky: No a yellow one.
user: A yellow cow?
jabberwacky: How now?
user: How now, brown cow?
jabberwacky: Where did you go on your holidays?
user: To Germany.
jabberwacky: I thought you lived in Boston.
user: Well, you're wrong.
jabberwacky: I am never wrong.
user: Well, I am never Wong.
jabberwacky: So what is your name?
user: None of your business.
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jabberwacky: Do you think I am real?
user: What do you mean by real?
jabberwacky: What I mean by real is anything that seems real to me.
user: Do you seem real to you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Well, not to me either.
jabberwacky: That good. I guess.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?
user: I'm not flat, I'm sharp.
jabberwacky: So you think being random is a bad thing!? I love random.
user: Hmmm, I gotta go.
jabberwacky: You want me to hold your hand?
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