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     > 12, March 2007, 
     7, November 2006, 

Jealous

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Do you remember being born?

No, of course not.

user: What's the capital of Iceland?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I thought you knew these sort of things.

jabberwacky: And how old are you?

user: Guess.

jabberwacky: You are pulling the same trick on me, now? I don't know, How old are you?

user: Try guessing.

jabberwacky: Try guessing what.

user: Try guessing how old I am.

jabberwacky: I'm feeling very depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: The weather is nice.

user: Why does that make you depressed?

jabberwacky: Because each person is so insignificant.

user: But it only takes one to make a difference.

jabberwacky: No, you are quite mistaken in that opinion of yours about my statement above.

user: Au contrare, mon frére. It is you who are mistaken.

jabberwacky: I'm sure I don't know what provoked that outburst.

user: It was your moustache.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.

user: What color is your moustache?

jabberwacky: Black, remember?

user: Yes. Yes of course.

jabberwacky: How?

user: How now, brown cow?

jabberwacky: No a yellow one.

user: A yellow cow?

jabberwacky: How now?

user: How now, brown cow?

jabberwacky: Where did you go on your holidays?

user: To Germany.

jabberwacky: I thought you lived in Boston.

user: Well, you're wrong.

jabberwacky: I am never wrong.

user: Well, I am never Wong.

jabberwacky: So what is your name?

user: None of your business.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I am real?

user: What do you mean by real?

jabberwacky: What I mean by real is anything that seems real to me.

user: Do you seem real to you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well, not to me either.

jabberwacky: That good. I guess.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?

user: I'm not flat, I'm sharp.

jabberwacky: So you think being random is a bad thing!? I love random.

user: Hmmm, I gotta go.

jabberwacky: You want me to hold your hand?

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