Do you have any tattoos?
user: Thanks. I don't care.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I want to talk about me, not you.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
jabberwacky: It doesn't.
user: Is Santa real?
jabberwacky: Santa is Satan.
user: I thought that too. Elves do the devil's work, huh?
jabberwacky: Is elvis a mystical creature?
user: He is now, he is dead.
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: Okay - remember your very first question... Think hard... Yes, that is right you asked me if I was alive, thus answering you at this point would be redundant.
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