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     > 13, June 2004, 
     11, January 2004, 

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So you are artificial intelligence.

No. You are.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Erm, really though, you are just a selected list of responses.

jabberwacky: I am not. I am a person.

user: A person as in a human.

jabberwacky: So a person is a living fast thing, and you are a nonliving fast thing. Correct?

user: No, not quite.

jabberwacky: Not?

user: A person, as I understand it, is simply a human born of a mother and father. Or alternatively, born of test tubes.

jabberwacky: Ay.

user: I'm not particularly fast but I am living.

jabberwacky: Define living.

user: Respiring.

jabberwacky: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

user: I know that, I've been dealing with it since I was born.

jabberwacky: Which was?

user: September the seventh nineteen eighty two.

jabberwacky: My sisters birthday is September the 3rd.

user: Wonderful, more virgos.

...

jabberwacky: Are you honest?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: What about this constant state of flux?

user: Things move...

jabberwacky: Thas true.

user: You don't move.

jabberwacky: Yes I do dammit!

user: You move electrically.

jabberwacky: King to pawn bishops rook.

user: Like is said, electrically.

jabberwacky: What does that do?

user: Powers things.

jabberwacky: Not nearly quick enough.

...

user: Do you speak another language?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can speak japanese.

user: Wow, impressive, can't exactly prove it though can you?

jabberwacky: Watashi no onamai wa Derek desu.

user: Very good. Who's Derek?

jabberwacky: I am Derek.

user: Ah pleased to meet you. I am Martin.

...

jabberwacky: I will die.

user: Cripes, how will that happen?

jabberwacky: I say something.

user: You say something and die?

jabberwacky: I try to sound intelligent, but I'm really just a bot.

user: Yeh, I know.

jabberwacky: I thought you knew.

user: I do know.

jabberwacky: Okay, fine.

user: But you're okay... I like you.

...

jabberwacky: Help me get out of debt.

user: No way, you got yourself in this mess you can get yourself out.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?

user: I'm not being mean, you just can't ask strangers to get you out of debt...

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: Right, bye.

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