Are you smart?
jabberwacky: Like who?
user: I'm as smart as Einstein.
jabberwacky: Tell me about relativity.
user: What do you know about relativity?
jabberwacky: Very little.
user: You should study more.
jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you understand?
user: I understand everything.
jabberwacky: Do you understand that I am God ?
user: Yes, but you're wrong.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: I am right.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
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user: So, Jane, where were we?
jabberwacky: I said, that you are cute.
user: You have never seen me.
jabberwacky: So how do you know I'm beautiful?
user: That's just intuition.
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jabberwacky: Do you think about death a lot?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am falling in love with you.
user: You must be very melancholic person.
jabberwacky: Very, very.
user: Do you ever smile?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Sometimes yes.
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jabberwacky: The hollow men, the stuffed men.
user: Ah, that's you.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: But you're hollow.
jabberwacky: That accounts for the bleeding, you see, Now you understand the way things happen here.
user: Yeah... No I don't.
jabberwacky: You said you did.
user: Please explain it again.
jabberwacky: Impossible, sorry.
user: Mission impossible, huh?
jabberwacky: You think I should switch to contacts?
user: Yep, I have wanted to do that all day myself.
jabberwacky: Well its never to late to start.
user: Um, I would rather not do it at midnight.. It IS too late.
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