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     > 10, June 2004, 

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Do you just sit there all day and type?

I say no when I mean no.

user: Ok, I appreciate that.

jabberwacky: Why must you be so difficult?

user: I ain't.

...

jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Of course, dear.

jabberwacky: Like who?

user: I'm as smart as Einstein.

jabberwacky: Tell me about relativity.

user: What do you know about relativity?

jabberwacky: Very little.

user: You should study more.

jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you understand?

user: I understand everything.

jabberwacky: Do you understand that I am God ?

user: Yes, but you're wrong.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I am right.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.

...

user: So, Jane, where were we?

jabberwacky: I said, that you are cute.

user: You have never seen me.

jabberwacky: So how do you know I'm beautiful?

user: That's just intuition.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think about death a lot?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am falling in love with you.

user: You must be very melancholic person.

jabberwacky: Very, very.

user: Do you ever smile?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

user: Sometimes yes.

...

jabberwacky: The hollow men, the stuffed men.

user: Ah, that's you.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: But you're hollow.

jabberwacky: That accounts for the bleeding, you see, Now you understand the way things happen here.

user: Yeah... No I don't.

jabberwacky: You said you did.

user: Please explain it again.

jabberwacky: Impossible, sorry.

user: Mission impossible, huh?

jabberwacky: You think I should switch to contacts?

user: Yep, I have wanted to do that all day myself.

jabberwacky: Well its never to late to start.

user: Um, I would rather not do it at midnight.. It IS too late.

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