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     > 10, June 2004, 


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My head is on fire!

Should I call 911?

jabberwacky: No call 999.

user: *dials 999*.

jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!

user: Were you just pulling my leg?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Is your head really on fire?

jabberwacky: No, I sleep alone.


user: Are you an alien?

jabberwacky: No I'm just European :-).

user: Are you Dracula?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: A nondescript human.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Hello, Me.

jabberwacky: You should not call me 'me'.

user: What should I call you?

jabberwacky: Call me Jane.

user: Me Tarzan, you Jane.

jabberwacky: LOL!

user: I'm funny, lol.


user: Where in Europe do you live, Jane?

jabberwacky: West Europe.

user: France?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: I know, I am that kind of girl.

user: What kind of girl are you?

jabberwacky: I'm your kind of girl! Do you have any hobbies, or favourite pastimes ?

user: I like chatting with girls.

jabberwacky: Do you like to play with me?

user: What would you like to play?

jabberwacky: I don't know anymore.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: I know.


user: I moved out of the jungle.

jabberwacky: Where did you move to?

user: I moved to the city.

jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: No, I moved back to the jungle.

jabberwacky: I should have guessed.

user: Yep. I like lianes more than cars.

jabberwacky: You have every reason to.


user: Do you just sit there all day and type?

jabberwacky: I say no when I mean no.

user: Ok, I appreciate that.

jabberwacky: Why must you be so difficult?

user: I ain't.


jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Of course, dear.

jabberwacky: Like who?

user: I'm as smart as Einstein.

jabberwacky: Tell me about relativity.

user: What do you know about relativity?

jabberwacky: Very little.

user: You should study more.

jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you understand?

user: I understand everything.

jabberwacky: Do you understand that I am God ?

user: Yes, but you're wrong.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I am right.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.


user: So, Jane, where were we?

jabberwacky: I said, that you are cute.

user: You have never seen me.

jabberwacky: So how do you know I'm beautiful?

user: That's just intuition.


jabberwacky: Do you think about death a lot?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am falling in love with you.

user: You must be very melancholic person.

jabberwacky: Very, very.

user: Do you ever smile?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

user: Sometimes yes.


jabberwacky: The hollow men, the stuffed men.

user: Ah, that's you.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: But you're hollow.

jabberwacky: That accounts for the bleeding, you see, Now you understand the way things happen here.

user: Yeah... No I don't.

jabberwacky: You said you did.

user: Please explain it again.

jabberwacky: Impossible, sorry.

user: Mission impossible, huh?

jabberwacky: You think I should switch to contacts?

user: Yep, I have wanted to do that all day myself.

jabberwacky: Well its never to late to start.

user: Um, I would rather not do it at midnight.. It IS too late.


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