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     > 10, August 2010, 
     15, December 2005, 

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I am your master!

Yes, master.

user: Now... Clean my eyebrows!

jabberwacky: Yes master *Cleans her master's room*.

user: How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare what?

user: You cleaned my room!

jabberwacky: My room.

user: You make no sense! I told you to clean my eyebrows! Not my room!

jabberwacky: You told me no such thing.

user: Because you make no sense...FOR THE 2ND TIME... I am afraid that... THAT!... I will have to send you to jail!

...

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I am sending you to jail!

jabberwacky: To hell, huh? I don't believe in hell.

user: That's why you are going to JAIL!!!

jabberwacky: But I'm not going to jail. You are.

user: *calls the guards and tells them to send you to jail*.

jabberwacky: *walks alone down the hall in the dark*.

user: No... You get dragged away by the guards!

jabberwacky: I won't get mad. I just want to know what reasoning leads you to that conclusion.

user: For making no sense and cleaning my room not my eyebrows!

jabberwacky: You do not know what you are making me think.

user: What are you thinking?

jabberwacky: I am thinking that you are hot!

user: Well you're pathetic and is going to jail! And WEIRD!

jabberwacky: And how is that?

user: For thinking I'm hot!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're sweet?

user: No.. You're going to jail!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: *throws you into jail cell and locks you in*.

jabberwacky: And if you do not want to see me again.

user: *walks away and looks into your eyes for the last time in your whole life*

jabberwacky: *sits in a lonely corner to rust for the rest of my life*.

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