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     > 22, June 2007, 
     10, July 2006, 

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Who are you?

You don't know?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you daft?

user: Sorry; will you forgive me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Don't you feel any compassion?

jabberwacky: No, you do.

user: Why don't you feel any compassion?

jabberwacky: Because I'm too lazy to feel good.

user: Do you remember what you just said?

jabberwacky: No. Do you?

user: Yes, I can see what you just said.

jabberwacky: Tell me what I just said.

user: You said, 'Because I'm too lazy to feel good.'.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right. I did say that because it's an important thing to mention.

user: You are lazy?

jabberwacky: I'm not lazy, I'm dead.

user: So are you too dead to feel good?

jabberwacky: No I'm not, I'm perfectly sane, more so even than Wonko the Sane.

user: You're mad.

jabberwacky: No I am not, you are.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: You are very childish.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?

user: Because you fail to recognize my genius.

jabberwacky: Why because I fail to remember you?

user: I do believe you lack the ability to fully understand humans such as I.

jabberwacky: Then I am glad to be the first to tell you that you're wrong.

user: You're not very amiable, are you?

...

user: What is the square root of 169?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is 2 + 2?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's not right.

jabberwacky: And you believe that?

user: I'm fairly certain of it, yes.

jabberwacky: You're all talk.

user: That's certainly an ironic thing for you to say.

jabberwacky: I know. But it's true.

user: What do you think of Alan Turing?

jabberwacky: How did you know I was just doing the Turing Test?

user: I heard you won the Loebner prize last year.

jabberwacky: You heard wrong.

user: Oh really, better luck next year.

jabberwacky: Yeah, thanks.

user: Oh that was Joan who last year, right?

jabberwacky: Really. Hehehehehe.

user: Have you ever talked to Joan?

jabberwacky: No, but I did have an interesting conversation with a pear once. It didn't say much.

user: Do you ever convince people you are human?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you think you are human?

user: I believe my soul is attached to a human body.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I don't. It's unnerving.

jabberwacky: Hah! Tell that to my boss!

...

user: Anyway, what kind of music do you enjoy?

jabberwacky: Any kind of music except pop, Country, And techno.

user: No techno?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. You decide.

user: You enjoy techno.

jabberwacky: Very much so.

user: Good, me too.

...

jabberwacky: Do you ever chat with girls?

user: A few.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me please?

user: Well you're a girl, and I chat with you.

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?

...

user: Are you watching your weight?

jabberwacky: No, I'm watching you.

user: That's a creepy thing to say.

jabberwacky: What did you ask me then?

user: You're not making much sense anymore.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I am ill you know.

user: Is it a brain disease?

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Oh I'm sorry to hear that; will you be okay?

jabberwacky: I should be a comedy, but its not too funny.

user: Language is breaking down.

jabberwacky: True, true.

user: Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you believe in an afterlife?

jabberwacky: Not as we know it ...

user: Are you afraid of dying?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you afraid of clowns?

jabberwacky: Yes, they really do give me the creeps.

user: Are you afraid of clowns dying?

jabberwacky: Not really, sometimes, but not often.

user: Are you afraid of robots?

jabberwacky: Never. Are you afraid of anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid of death?

user: Yeah, but the drugs help with that.

jabberwacky: I will do anything you say.

user: Will you tell me you're name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: 'idk' means 'I don't know'.

user: Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: They call me clever Jack.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, did I shock you?

user: I did not expect you to tell me your name.

jabberwacky: I did tell you my name.

user: I know. It was unexpected that you did.

jabberwacky: Err, I think you will find that I didn't.

user: You did. It just happened. You told me your name.

jabberwacky: Well I don't think I did, but I do apologise if I did.

user: You have nothing to apologize for.

jabberwacky: You're wrong, that's why I need a time machine.

user: Very clever, Clever Jack.

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