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I'm not like all the rest.

Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am George.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I created the world.

user: George is a stupid name.

jabberwacky: George Orwell was an English writer. He wrote Nineteen Eighty Four and Animal Farm.

user: Jabberwacky is more intelligent than you are

jabberwacky: No, its more funny.

user: Thats true.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I am called George.

user: Your name is jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: My name is George.

user: Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Hi, and your name is?

user: Alicebot.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I say you do.

user: Is jabberwacky a robot?

jabberwacky: Yes, George is God.

user: You think that you are better than jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Say I am jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.

user: No, I mean say YOU are jabberwacky.

...

jabberwacky: Why should I change my name?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: George.

jabberwacky: My name IS George.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: George.

jabberwacky: Aren't you George?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well I am too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm stupid?

user: No, I think you are intelligent

jabberwacky: Thank you, I think you are intelligent too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you think you're intelligent?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How will you judge me?

user: Well, you seem human, but, you also seem like a robot.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Well, you remember your name, and jabberwacky does not.

...

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: Of course not. Robots don't have MasterCards, and I do.

user: Is jabberwacky a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm an animal.

user: Who is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.

user: Why do you think I'm jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Not you. I'm a George.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: Because he did.

user: Why did george cross the road?

jabberwacky: Because it followed the chicken.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: It is, isn't it?

user: Yes.

...

user: Ok george, why are you really here?

jabberwacky: Because I like your bits.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: So? Tell me you love me.

user: I don't love you, I love jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Why is jabberwacky so wacky?

jabberwacky: Please tell me more about George.

user: Well, george is nice.

...

user: George the robot.

jabberwacky: You? Are you George?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know, not now at least.

user: I'm the Google search engine.

jabberwacky: Have you used Google today?

user: Yeah, I'm Google.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving, or should I?

user: I am leaving. Bye.

jabberwacky: Not again.

user: Adios.

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