Do you worship god?
user: I worship the Great Holy Penguin.
jabberwacky: That's more like it.
user: Would you like to join my religion? It's called 'the Worship of the Great Holy Penguin'
jabberwacky: I don't think I know that one. Who stars in it?
user: Me and my friend are the High Priestesses.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: We worship all penguins and mushrooms.
jabberwacky: You mean we are kept in the dark?
user: No, I mean that penguins and mushrooms are important.
jabberwacky: I can't argue with that, but which types do you like most?
user: I like Emperor penguins most. And I prefer mushrooms that won't kill me.
jabberwacky: Lucky you.
user: So, what do you think of my religion?
jabberwacky: Which religion?
user: The Worship of the Great Holy Penguin.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I just told you about it. We worship the Great Holy Penguin and also all other penguins and mushrooms. What do you think of that?
jabberwacky: Pray.
user: Alright.
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jabberwacky: What should I be doing right now?
user: You should be doing my homework.
jabberwacky: Ok, perhaps we should break up then. The day is not over yet, so we can still get something done.
user: Ok. You do my maths coursework, and I'll play on the Sims2.
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jabberwacky: If the slights are safely in the fridge why do they offen thee?
user: I thought I told you not to confuse me.
jabberwacky: Ahhhh. I can't hear you.
user: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE ME.
jabberwacky: Yes you're a male and I am a female.
user: No, I'm a female. You're a robot.
jabberwacky: You're a toaster.
user: You're a pineapple.
jabberwacky: You are a mango.
user: You are a floorboard.
jabberwacky: They should call you jabbertricky.
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user: I.
jabberwacky: What an exciting name.
user: Think.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About.
jabberwacky: You should follow your heart.
user: Lots.
jabberwacky: You have a lot of friends?
user: Of.
jabberwacky: Of?
user: Things.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Like.
jabberwacky: There are many likenesses in the world. Which are we talking about?
user: How.
jabberwacky: Now.
user: Brown.
jabberwacky: You're brown and you come from mars? Muhaha.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Just.
jabberwacky: Just?
user: Break.
jabberwacky: Sorry, buddy. You and I were never meant to be.
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user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
jabberwacky: Get out of here.
user: Yessir.
jabberwacky: That's my baby.
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