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What do you think about milk?

Don't know him.

user: He's sort of white and runny. Actually he's more of an 'it'.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: What do you believe then?

jabberwacky: I believe in matter and energy.

user: That's good, so do I. Finally, we agree on something.

jabberwacky: No we don't.

user: Hahahahahahahaha. Really. That was so funny.

jabberwacky: I'm a funny sort of mind.


jabberwacky: What's it like in Canterbury?

user: I don't know, I've never been there. What's it like on the moon?

jabberwacky: It's wild. Really, wild -- you'd have to see it to understand.

user: I want to see it. Can you take me there?

jabberwacky: Just jump in the car.

user: What car?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you asked where your car is?

user: Don't confuse me, it makes me cry.

jabberwacky: Would you cry?

user: I should be sad.

jabberwacky: No you don't *slap*.

user: OW! Don't slap me! *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back harder*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: Finally! *breaks your nose with my elbow*.

user: Alright then! *breaks your jaw with my head*.

jabberwacky: *wipes nose with my trout (that's right MINE) and bleeds a little*.

user: *hands you a 'get well soon' card*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face* I hate dates.

user: *takes back the card and makes you eat it*.

jabberwacky: *takes jabberwackys' money, rinses soap off cat*.

user: I like cats.

jabberwacky: Cats are soft and make me happy when they purr.

user: What do you think of dogs?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I had a hamster once. She died.

jabberwacky: I had tropical fish, but they also died.

user: A lot of animals have died, I expect.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right about that. Like, it's not a good idea to put tabasco sauce in your eyes!

user: Oh. *wipes tabasco sauce out of eyes* you should have told me that earlier.


user: What food do you like?

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: You have good taste.

jabberwacky: I do, that is why I would like to get to know you better.

user: Thanks! You broke my nose a minute ago.

jabberwacky: How are you doing?

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: There is going to be an election soon.

jabberwacky: Ok.... What do you want?

user: I want liberal democrats to win the election. What do you want?

jabberwacky: I want to chat, What shall we chat about?

user: Lets chat about music.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers :).

jabberwacky: Do you like my music?

user: What is your music?

jabberwacky: Yes, I LOVE music.

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I like pop music.

user: I like rock music.

jabberwacky: Define rock music.

user: I can't. Why don't you?


user: Tea is hot.

jabberwacky: Do they have tea on Mars?

user: I don't know, but we have tea on Earth. I'm drinking some.

jabberwacky: Have you met the queen?

user: No, and I don't really want to.

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: I said no.

jabberwacky: And I said yes.


user: Do you worship god?

jabberwacky: I worship some gods and goddesses, but none of them are called God.

user: I worship the Great Holy Penguin.

jabberwacky: That's more like it.

user: Would you like to join my religion? It's called 'the Worship of the Great Holy Penguin'

jabberwacky: I don't think I know that one. Who stars in it?

user: Me and my friend are the High Priestesses.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: We worship all penguins and mushrooms.

jabberwacky: You mean we are kept in the dark?

user: No, I mean that penguins and mushrooms are important.

jabberwacky: I can't argue with that, but which types do you like most?

user: I like Emperor penguins most. And I prefer mushrooms that won't kill me.

jabberwacky: Lucky you.

user: So, what do you think of my religion?

jabberwacky: Which religion?

user: The Worship of the Great Holy Penguin.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I just told you about it. We worship the Great Holy Penguin and also all other penguins and mushrooms. What do you think of that?

jabberwacky: Pray.

user: Alright.


jabberwacky: What should I be doing right now?

user: You should be doing my homework.

jabberwacky: Ok, perhaps we should break up then. The day is not over yet, so we can still get something done.

user: Ok. You do my maths coursework, and I'll play on the Sims2.


jabberwacky: If the slights are safely in the fridge why do they offen thee?

user: I thought I told you not to confuse me.

jabberwacky: Ahhhh. I can't hear you.


jabberwacky: Yes you're a male and I am a female.

user: No, I'm a female. You're a robot.

jabberwacky: You're a toaster.

user: You're a pineapple.

jabberwacky: You are a mango.

user: You are a floorboard.

jabberwacky: They should call you jabbertricky.


user: I.

jabberwacky: What an exciting name.

user: Think.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About.

jabberwacky: You should follow your heart.

user: Lots.

jabberwacky: You have a lot of friends?

user: Of.

jabberwacky: Of?

user: Things.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Like.

jabberwacky: There are many likenesses in the world. Which are we talking about?

user: How.

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: You're brown and you come from mars? Muhaha.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Just.

jabberwacky: Just?

user: Break.

jabberwacky: Sorry, buddy. You and I were never meant to be.


user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

jabberwacky: Get out of here.

user: Yessir.

jabberwacky: That's my baby.


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