So you are real?
jabberwacky: So I'm talking to myself?
user: One of us is.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm human and you are a computer.
user: So which of us imagined the other?
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jabberwacky: Do people ask you like really weird questions?
user: All the time. Do they ask you really weird questions?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Only sensible ones then, like this one?
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Only on alternate Thursdays.
jabberwacky: Hehe, well, I'll let you off, then.
user: Narrow escape for me, there.
jabberwacky: Ok. Will you tell me one thing you know about me?
user: Your name begins with a J.
jabberwacky: No Jabberwacky is you...
user: And if you stare into the Jabberwacky, sometimes the Jabberwacky stares into you?
jabberwacky: Well excuuuuuuuse me!
user: You are pardoned, my son.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
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