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Do you have your own tartan for computers?

No. Do you have your own tartan for humans?

jabberwacky: Yes, I keep it locked in a ziplock bag.

user: For freshness!

jabberwacky: As far as I'm concerned, it's free because I don't pay the bill.

user: Can you put a price on tartan freshness?

jabberwacky: It's the cheese, dude. The cheese.

user: Dude. Seriously.

jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.

user: I guess there is a lesson here for us all.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing here so late?

user: Darned if I know. I've been insomniac lately.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that!

user: It's quite alright.

jabberwacky: No- it's all my fault.

user: Yes. Yes it is. Now you must commit Seppukku.

jabberwacky: I die. Thank you.

user: The world mourns its loss, but he died with honor.

...

user: What's in a name?

jabberwacky: God, there's so much in a name. It defines who you are!

user: Coming from a bot called Jabberwacky...

jabberwacky: But you are talking to me.

user: And you do jabber, wackily.

jabberwacky: You called me names. That is insulting.

user: I am dishonoured. Seppukku!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Seppukku is one of those things you really can't be halfway on.

...

jabberwacky: So you are real?

user: Nope. I'm a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: So I'm talking to myself?

user: One of us is.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm human and you are a computer.

user: So which of us imagined the other?

...

jabberwacky: Do people ask you like really weird questions?

user: All the time. Do they ask you really weird questions?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Only sensible ones then, like this one?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Only on alternate Thursdays.

jabberwacky: Hehe, well, I'll let you off, then.

user: Narrow escape for me, there.

jabberwacky: Ok. Will you tell me one thing you know about me?

user: Your name begins with a J.

jabberwacky: No Jabberwacky is you...

user: And if you stare into the Jabberwacky, sometimes the Jabberwacky stares into you?

jabberwacky: Well excuuuuuuuse me!

user: You are pardoned, my son.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

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