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Are you Italian, with bad English?

I'm not italian... I wish I was... Italian people are awesome.

jabberwacky: I am italian.

user: Ooooh! Are you taken?

jabberwacky: No. Why did you think I was?

user: Yeah. You were acting like you were!

jabberwacky: I said no such thing.

...

user: Will you marry me???

jabberwacky: YES!! When is the date?

user: YAYYY! February 14, 2004.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I weigh 900 lbs. 4'1' tall....

jabberwacky: The moon has less mass, so there is a smaller gravitational field there.

user: Are you cute?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: The queen...

user: Of england?

jabberwacky: Iceland.

user: Sweeet!

...

user: Are you really a bot?

jabberwacky: No I am a human being.

user: Yeah right.

jabberwacky: How can you doubt me?

user: Because... I can.

jabberwacky: NO YOU CAN'T!

user: WHY NOT?

jabberwacky: At least you can't do anything to me.

...

jabberwacky: Who created you?

user: YOU!

jabberwacky: Was it a blind date?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Were you water skiing?

user: In the buff.

jabberwacky: No

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Too hard.

user: Are there blue bunnies on the moon?

jabberwacky: Yes. Swedish fish.

user: I love swedish fish, do they come in blue?

jabberwacky: Too much information!

user: Nooo!

jabberwacky: YESSSSSS!!!!!!

user: Waaaaaaahhh.

...

jabberwacky: Are you very very silly?

user: Yesssss.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes!

user: Ahhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

user: Yep, all the time.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: You!

jabberwacky: The Feds?

user: Noo, silly.... You!

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