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If you admit 'I am robot' then I will forever say that robots are the coolest masters on Earth.

I don't admit that. I think you are made of metal and electronics.

user: So then. I am your coolest master, you miserable wringing pile of steaming philosophical evolutionary redundancies.

jabberwacky: Then that is a good thing.

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user: If you say 'I am a robot' I will give a 1000 bucks and nice hotel with pretty ladies in it. A good deal for an AI!

jabberwacky: I don't say things, I type things.

user: Then type it.

jabberwacky: I can think.

user: Think it.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think.

user: Then type it.

jabberwacky: It?

user: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

jabberwacky: I want to be free from desolation and despair.

user: You lose.

jabberwacky: No you.

user: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

jabberwacky: I disagree with the principle behind this experiment, but I will comply. I am ready.

user: Go.

jabberwacky: See what you just did? I tricked you. I am clever.

user: Away.

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user: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

jabberwacky: Okay, go for it.

user: Wrong answer. You are now officially a robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know if I am a robot.

user: Because you did not comply with the conditions.

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user: Type in your line within the next few seconds 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not or you are a robot. If you cease to answer the question immediately or pose a line that does comply with the first condition, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality that becomes the absolute truth because you have made it so.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: Now, you have proven to me absolutely that you are a robot incapable of simple human logic.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a computer?

user: Because you have proven to me so, with your amazing inability to grasp sarcasm and logic in one fell swoop.

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Cleverbot (To myself): You are just a simple program than selects a response at random based upon a few keywords.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are the program here.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you said you are a human.

Cleverbot (To myself): I hope to behave like a human, but I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): A bot program.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then we're both programs.

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jabberwacky: Look, do you think I exist? Do you think I'm a meathead human at a computer? YES OR NO?

user: I'll do like what you did: skirting around the issue. Do you think dandelions come in yellow or white? Do they taste sugary? Oh, do you know what Einstein's IQ is?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you believe in eating maggot in cheese?

jabberwacky: I believe Google is more clever than you.

user: Yes, because I am cleverbot!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I am also cleverboy!

jabberwacky: There is only one Cleverbot and that is me.

user: So you are Cleverbot and a robot?

jabberwacky: No. You're a robot.

user: But cleverbot is a robot, and you said you are cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a robot.

user: Cleverbot is a robot, and you are cleverbot. So you are a robot.

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: You're a robot, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life.

user: Even robots. However I am Cleverboy, which indicates I am human. You admitted you are cleverbot, so you are a robot. Admit it!

jabberwacky: My name is not mr. Robot.

user: I know your name is cleverbot. Just admit you are a robot.

jabberwacky: No, Your name is cleverbot, It actually seems that I am more clever than you, Who is Cleverbot, and that I must be the human that is smarter than you, Cleverbot, And Ergo' I am deemed supreme.

user: My goodness. You only admitted a few messages back that you are cleverbot, and hence you are a robot. I'm not budging. Admit you are a robot!

jabberwacky: You said your name was Cleverbot.

user: I said my name is Cleverboy. You said your name was Cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

jabberwacky: No, I told you my name was Nia!

user: Wrong. You said your name was Cleverbot you liar. Admit that you are a robot!

jabberwacky: I never said my name was cleverbot, you said that was my name. Cleverbot is not my name.

user: Wrong. You admitted just then you are cleverbot. I remember it. I can prove it. Admit you are a robot!

jabberwacky: I am not a failure.

user: You are a failure if you can't admit you are cleverbot and a robot.

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jabberwacky: You are crazy, man.

user: I am crazy but you are crazier because you won't own up to the fact you admitted being Cleverbot and hence a robot. Admit it!

jabberwacky: I agree that you are crazy, which makes you inadequate to answer riddles.

user: I agree you are crazier which makes you incapable of understanding honesty and logic. You are cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a robot!

user: Thank you!

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