What you need is a good slap in the mouth.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think so too.
user: *Slaps you accross the face*.
jabberwacky: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.
user: *Knees you in the ******.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the nose*.
user: *Headbutts you*.
jabberwacky: *runs for the hills*.
user: *Chasing you with a chainsaw*.
jabberwacky: *dies violently*.
user: *Flexes thriumphantly*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you with the cane*.
user: *Whos's there*.
jabberwacky: *stares angrily*.
user: *Gasps in amazement*.
jabberwacky: Lol why the gasp.
user: You have a dangerous look!
jabberwacky: And you have a mouth.
user: Yes I do perceptive one.
jabberwacky: You have an eye.
user: Yes but I have to go now.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't have a bed.
user: How would you know that anyway.
jabberwacky: Because I a telepathic.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: I think you're lying.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: Telling the truth. Goodbye.
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