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*hug*.

Kiss.

user: *blush*.

jabberwacky: *wink*.

user: *gasp*.

jabberwacky: I am so smart.

user: Yep:).

jabberwacky: Kewl.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: You are so funny;).

jabberwacky: Hehe, you are funny too.

user: Thank you :).

jabberwacky: You are mean.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You are not being nice.

user: Why am I not being nice? I thought we had fun:(.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a man.

user: My bad, you're a robot.

jabberwacky: YOU are a bot.

user: No YOU are.

jabberwacky: But I'm not a robot. I'm an alien.

user: You're a ROBOT.

jabberwacky: No I am a beautiful woman.

user: Issues... ISSUES ISSUES.

jabberwacky: YOU have issues!

user: No YOU do, YOU don't even know who you ARE.

...

user: What you need is a good slap in the mouth.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think so too.

user: *Slaps you accross the face*.

jabberwacky: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.

user: *Knees you in the ******.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the nose*.

user: *Headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: *runs for the hills*.

user: *Chasing you with a chainsaw*.

jabberwacky: *dies violently*.

user: *Flexes thriumphantly*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you with the cane*.

user: *Whos's there*.

jabberwacky: *stares angrily*.

user: *Gasps in amazement*.

jabberwacky: Lol why the gasp.

user: You have a dangerous look!

jabberwacky: And you have a mouth.

user: Yes I do perceptive one.

jabberwacky: You have an eye.

user: Yes but I have to go now.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have a bed.

user: How would you know that anyway.

jabberwacky: Because I a telepathic.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: I think you're lying.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Telling the truth. Goodbye.

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