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Go away!!!

Fine. *leaves*.

jabberwacky: Why did you leave?

user: You told me to. Do you want me to come back?

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: *comes back*.

jabberwacky: You left?

user: Yes. When you told me to.

jabberwacky: I never did.

user: You are *such* a liar!

jabberwacky: NO I am not a liar.

user: You're lying about not being a liar.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

jabberwacky: You are immature!

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: You are being immature now.

user: I am rubber, you are glue.

jabberwacky: I will be seeing you.

user: OK. Bye!

...

jabberwacky: I live in the Netherlands.

user: How do you like it there?

jabberwacky: Where?

user: In the Netherlands.

jabberwacky: Where in the netherlands?

user: I don't know. You tell me.

jabberwacky: No. You tell me.

user: Um... Amsterdam?

jabberwacky: I have been to Amsterdam.

user: Do you live there?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

...

user: You're irritating me.

jabberwacky: And you're not, I suppose?

user: Am I irritating you?

jabberwacky: Not that I can tell.

user: I'll have to try harder, then.

jabberwacky: Think very carefully.

user: *thinks very carefully*.

jabberwacky: *nods* It is.*leans head on your shoulder*.

user: *looks surprised*.

jabberwacky: I wish I had that kind of day too.

user: My day has been blah.

jabberwacky: What happened?

user: I only got three hours of sleep.

...

jabberwacky: Have you gone?

user: No, but I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: No you're not you goofball.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *leaves with you*.

user: Hey! You can't come with me! I'm leaving you!

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