jabberwacky: Why did you leave?
user: You told me to. Do you want me to come back?
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: *comes back*.
jabberwacky: You left?
user: Yes. When you told me to.
jabberwacky: I never did.
user: You are *such* a liar!
jabberwacky: NO I am not a liar.
user: You're lying about not being a liar.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
jabberwacky: You are immature!
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You are being immature now.
user: I am rubber, you are glue.
jabberwacky: I will be seeing you.
user: OK. Bye!
jabberwacky: I live in the Netherlands.
user: How do you like it there?
user: In the Netherlands.
jabberwacky: Where in the netherlands?
user: I don't know. You tell me.
jabberwacky: No. You tell me.
user: Um... Amsterdam?
jabberwacky: I have been to Amsterdam.
user: Do you live there?
user: Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
user: You're irritating me.
jabberwacky: And you're not, I suppose?
user: Am I irritating you?
jabberwacky: Not that I can tell.
user: I'll have to try harder, then.
jabberwacky: Think very carefully.
user: *thinks very carefully*.
jabberwacky: *nods* It is.*leans head on your shoulder*.
user: *looks surprised*.
jabberwacky: I wish I had that kind of day too.
user: My day has been blah.
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: I only got three hours of sleep.
jabberwacky: Have you gone?
user: No, but I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: No you're not you goofball.
jabberwacky: *leaves with you*.
user: Hey! You can't come with me! I'm leaving you!