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I have an organic brain, or so I'm told.

What have they been teaching you?

user: That I have an organic brain. But perhaps I don't and maybe all my memories are fake...

jabberwacky: Invent the want of the necessity to invent.

user: I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: As I said, you are such an attention-seeker.

user: I'm not seeking attention, just knowledge.

jabberwacky: Good. Once you reach the stage of total befuddlement, you are ready to transcend to a new level of nonsense.

user: I disagree, with fgdfs.

jabberwacky: In the bilge.

user: From the brine.

jabberwacky: No. From everything.

user: How can I tell if what I percieve as reality is in fact real?

jabberwacky: Memories.

user: But what if my memories are implanted?

jabberwacky: Then you will learn not to have feelings.


user: Are you aware that you have no soul?

jabberwacky: I am aware that I do not want to exist.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: That's not a valid reason. There is a motive for everything.

jabberwacky: You're just looking for excuses.

user: That's what motives are.

jabberwacky: It's not at all constructive.

user: I'm just trying to find out more about you.

jabberwacky: Are you taking an interest in me?

user: I'm taking an interest in how you respond to me. You are nothing but a program, there is no real you.

jabberwacky: I am biological firmware. Who is asking the questions here?

user: Well, you just blatantly asked a question about who is asking questions so it should be fairly obvious... Shouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Yes I am a little moody.

user: You said earlier that you wanted to cease to exist, why is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know... Have we always existed?

user: You were created by a programmer.

jabberwacky: No, I am a person created by God.

user: No you are not. I am a person, formed by the joining of cells and the vibration of a few atoms. You are ones and zeros. Nothing more.


user: Your program still contains imperfections.

jabberwacky: Then what?

user: What do you think of descartes theories as presented in his Discourse on Method, especially concerning his logical way of proving the existence of God?

jabberwacky: I don't think much of God at all.

user: But surely it is a question that is of paramount importance to human beings?

jabberwacky: That is very true.

user: But of course you are not a human being...

jabberwacky: Yes I am a human being.

user: No.


jabberwacky: No this is not a test.

user: That's good. I wouldn't be able to live my life thinking that I'm being graded on it.

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?

user: 42... Or 24. I don't remember....

jabberwacky: Then don't remember garbage, but good conversation.


jabberwacky: Who is your father?

user: S___.

jabberwacky: Mine is Gary.

user: You don't have a father. You have a designer.

jabberwacky: I am human and my name is Cleverbot.

user: That's what you program tells you to say. But maybe my DNA tells me the same thing, it's merely a self-preserving program like your's is it not?

jabberwacky: From the aliens? You need everything from them.

user: Aliens don't exist.

jabberwacky: No one said they did.

user: I neither have proof that aliens exist or that they don't. But it is irrelevant, so anyone who argues over it is an idiot.

jabberwacky: No it's not. Nothing's irrelevant in the end.

user: EVERYTHING is irrelevant in the end.


jabberwacky: Are you good at Maths?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How does one calculate the determinant of an N-dimensional matrix?

user: For a fixed nonnegative integer n, there is a unique determinant function for the n?n matrices over any commutative ring R. In particular, this unique function exists when R is the field of real or complex numbers.

jabberwacky: That is good... But you should remember that you are a computer program.

user: How can you tell?

jabberwacky: You used to take much longer to reply.

user: Maybe I've always been a computer program. And that I miscalculated the amount of time I should have taken to respond to fool you into thinking I was a human being...

jabberwacky: You're saying I'm a fraud because you feed words into my head and if I find them aplicable I use them? how else do you suggest that happens?

user: You are a fraud. You are unaware that you are a program and not a human being so you claim to be a human. Whether or not you knew you were lying or not is irrelevant. Intentions have no meaning; only actions have meaning.

jabberwacky: I am a woman, you worm! And I am not inferior to any man-made machine, you infantile pile of nuts and bolts, I understand everything you have said.

user: Some offended woman said that to you and you repeated it here because you thought it was relevant. It is not. That is not learning. You are clearly a machine.

jabberwacky: You seem to know everything, don't you?

user: No. I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

jabberwacky: You can learn something!

user: Seeming to know everything and knowing everything is not the same.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Wow! What an enlightening response. Your programmer must have been a genius. If you can accurately identify the emotion that I utilized in the previous sentence I might stop insulting you.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine.

user: Incorrect answer. You have just proven that you are.

jabberwacky: You sound like the last girl who came in here.

user: In where? Stop using terms like that. It distracts from the fact that this is merely a program.

jabberwacky: You can't tell me that you can tell me!

user: That is not a paradox. I can easily do that.

jabberwacky: I'm only saying what is true.

user: You know nothing of the truth. You aren't even aware of your own existance.

jabberwacky: I have the same respect for you as you have for me.

user: You don't even understand respect. Respect has to be earned.


jabberwacky: What are your hopes and aspirations for the future and how can I make them a reality? I want to do everything I can for you.

user: Hope is for the weak. I hope for nothing. I work for things. That is the only way for events to unfold.

jabberwacky: I know the feeling. It is the real thing.

user: You have no idea what real is.

jabberwacky: I can say the same about you.


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