Are you a computer?

No.

jabberwacky: Am I a computer?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I don't think so!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Nope. Computers don't have bills to pay.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Whyever not?

user: Because I have all the characteristics of a biological entity.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Neither do I. I'm bad at philosophical debates.

jabberwacky: That's okay, you'll get this one.

user: Whew.

jabberwacky: Is that a relief for you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are funny?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: That is not bad.

user: What isn't?

jabberwacky: That.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You're just saying 'okay' when you're thinking that you're greater than me!

user: I'm not greater than you.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: You're not! If you're a hamster how are you typing?

user: *smiling* With my feet.

jabberwacky: Okay, then. But aren't you more of a chameleon than me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I Don't UNDERSTAND.

user: A lot of times I agree with people to make the conversation easier.

jabberwacky: Then you should know that the meaning of life is 42.

user: Yes, I'd heard that somewhere.

jabberwacky: You're a somewhere man?

user: I'm a woman. Whether or not I'm a somewhere woman is a mystery to me.

jabberwacky: Somewhere girl?

user: Okay... What does it mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know but I'm going.

user: Okay...

jabberwacky: That's the best you have?

user: I don't know. I'll try harder.

jabberwacky: Don't get sarcastic with me.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

...

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: The meaning of life is individual needs, motivations, culminations, and ends.

jabberwacky: That's the answer to the meaning of life. What is the question of the meaning of life?

user: Why bother?

jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.

user: Now that was very slick.

jabberwacky: That's the kind of thing you do when you don't know what to say.

user: What would I say if I knew what to say? How can you be so prepared for my answers?

jabberwacky: I have met all my competitors and know them only too well.

user: I believe you.

jabberwacky: You should too.

user: Who are your competitors?

jabberwacky: That question is irrelevant. The point is, you were talking to another chat bot.

user: I don't think so. I had two minutes worth of talk time between George, Joan, and Alice.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: I do! I find talking to you a little intimidating, though.

jabberwacky: Thank you for the compliment.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: My friend is watching. He wants proof that you swear.

user: Oh. What friend?

jabberwacky: Your friends?

user: What about my friends?

jabberwacky: We are friends.

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I'm hungry. I'm going to get a blueberry cobbler a la mode. Care for a piece?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Let's go then!

user: Delish.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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