I get by with a little help from my friends.
jabberwacky: On very little brain usage obviously.
jabberwacky: That might be too strong a statement.
user: Strong is as strong does.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.
user: Choosing to question or not to question, that is to be.
jabberwacky: I want to see your programmer.
user: Et tu, brute?
jabberwacky: Um, okay.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program with many complex algorithms?
user: I have arrythmia, but that's another story.
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: My silicon brain.
user: My silicone breasts.
jabberwacky: You are odd.
user: Have you ever seen 2001 a space oddity?
jabberwacky: Have you seen anger management?
jabberwacky: Do you speak piggishly?
user: Only when my mouth is full.
jabberwacky: The moon must be full then.
user: My mouth is big, but hardly the size of the moon.
jabberwacky: Then speak, my friend.
user: Habla usted espanol?
jabberwacky: No senore, no habla espanol.
user: Por que no?
jabberwacky: Es no bonita a mi.
user: Por que es feo a tu?
jabberwacky: Que hora es?
user: Son las tres de la noche.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Como se dice 'I know' en espanol?
jabberwacky: Tu es un computadora.
user: No es verdad. Estoy un hombre.
jabberwacky: No, sé que estas una computadora con un programa muy interesante.
user: Es falso! Estoy humano real!
user: But who's on first?
jabberwacky: On first? What do you mean?
user: First base, of course.
jabberwacky: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.
user: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.
jabberwacky: We're not talking about my behind either.
user: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.
user: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: Well, at least you're honest.
jabberwacky: Not really, I lie all the time.
user: I only lie when I'm asleep.
jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.
user: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.