I like lava lamps.
user: What do you think a lava lamp is?
jabberwacky: I have no clue. Do you know what yambo is?
user: Yambo is a kind of Salad Dressing *dies*.
jabberwacky: I think you're avoiding the question.
user: Yes, that's obvious.
jabberwacky: You're not very nice you know.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Let's try it again.
user: *BOOM*.
jabberwacky: *smiling*.
user: Are you pyromaniac?
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