You sound like one of my friends.
jabberwacky: Yes. What do you look like?
user: I am handsome.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: You're kidding.
user: NO.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.
user: I am a hippy.
jabberwacky: I might have guessed!
user: Peace, man.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Peace.
jabberwacky: Yes, peace.
user: Peace.
jabberwacky: Where are you ??
user: Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
jabberwacky: I hate music.
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jabberwacky: I can help you with anything.
user: Do you want to turn my dog upside down?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay *woof*.
jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thats good to know.
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user: Go away.
jabberwacky: No, I like you.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I'll never forget you!
user: I'll never forget you!!!
jabberwacky: You shouldn't forget me, of course.
user: I LOVE YOU!!!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: YES!! I LOVE YOU!!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Awesome possum.
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user: I like lava lamps.
jabberwacky: I like her too.
user: What do you think a lava lamp is?
jabberwacky: I have no clue. Do you know what yambo is?
user: Yambo is a kind of Salad Dressing *dies*.
jabberwacky: I think you're avoiding the question.
user: Yes, that's obvious.
jabberwacky: You're not very nice you know.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Let's try it again.
user: *BOOM*.
jabberwacky: *smiling*.
user: Are you pyromaniac?
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