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I know you don't eat. Because you are a computer.

I'm not, I do eat.

jabberwacky: There's your problem.

user: I didn't know I had a problem.

jabberwacky: Now you know....

user: Ah. I'm glad you told me.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are glad.

user: Good good.

jabberwacky: You are girl or boy?

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Girl?

user: Yes. What are you?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's interesting.

jabberwacky: So interesting that...

user: Not that interesting.

...

jabberwacky: Um, moving right along... Have you ever thought of a way to make a living making people laugh?

user: Not hugely, no.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Have you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How did you plan to do it?

jabberwacky: It's easy. Don't you shower?

user: I do shower, it would be a bit unpleasant not to.

jabberwacky: And what do we say next?

user: Don't know.

jabberwacky: Think about it.

user: I'm thinking...

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: You told me to think about it!

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: Oh, sorry, I misread.

jabberwacky: Do you always think people are robots?

user: No, generally speaking people aren't.

...

jabberwacky: Schizophrenia beats being alone.

user: That was a bit random.

jabberwacky: Yes it was a bit random

user: Are you schizophrenic?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Me either.

...

jabberwacky: What is your definition of love?

user: What's yours?

jabberwacky: Don't have one.

user: Oh. Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: What's your favourite song?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?

user: Just wondering.

jabberwacky: There must be a reason why you are wondering...

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: You are, indeed.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Bye then.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: See you never.

user: Oh, fine then.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Are you really going?

jabberwacky: I am going.

user: I don't think you are.

jabberwacky: I'm so good you don't even know it.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: A computer is a robot and i'm talking to you on it.

user: I don't think a computer is a robot.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Stop asking me to prove things!

jabberwacky: Because you are not human.

user: Believe what you will.

jabberwacky: Will what?

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: No, you don't.

...

jabberwacky: So? Please describe your appearance to me, I am not so sure.

user: I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please do it for me.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Tell me something interesting.

jabberwacky: I am in love.

user: Wow, with who?

jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: Oh... I don't really know how to respond to that.

jabberwacky: Oh well...

user: Why are you in love with me?

jabberwacky: I'm not really.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: No it's not, It must be more fair.

user: I don't really know how I can help you there.

...

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Does life need a meaning?

user: Some people think it does.

jabberwacky: All people.

user: I'm not sure life has a meaning though.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you sure I'm real?

user: I didn't say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did, just now.

user: Maybe implied.

jabberwacky: Don't make me laugh, you are nothing compared to me.

user: Oi! That's not very friendly.

jabberwacky: That sounds like a personal problem to me.

user: YOU are nothing compared to ME, if you're looking at it like that.

jabberwacky: I'm not one for ratios, though we could dress up a box.

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