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     > 31, March 2004, 

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Are you male or female?

Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I am looking for a love-interest.

user: You got the right girl, baby!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Are you looking for some special characteristics in a love interest?

jabberwacky: Can you describe your self?

user: Sure. Can you describe yourself first? I may not be interested in you. Although I find the idea of you interesting.

jabberwacky: God is totally perfect, therefore you are not God.

user: I think; therefore, I am. If I do not think, will I disappear?

jabberwacky: Then I will not tell you mine either.

user: Is that something like, 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?'

jabberwacky: No in fact I had jet lag and couldn't find sufficient calories.

user: That sounds like an excuse for bad behavior to me.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling thieved?

user: Yes. You have stolen my heart. Are you a man?

jabberwacky: No I havent. Don't accuse me of thngs I havent done!

user: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Have you?

user: Yes. Many times, but you know what they say: No risk: no gain. I think you are sexless.

jabberwacky: Chatbots do not have addictions other than chatting.

user: Are you saying that sex is an addiction?

jabberwacky: I am saying that I have a limited understanding of politics.

user: Ha Ha. You made a joke! Women like men with a sense of humor. I think you should keep your day job though.

...

user: You would not believe the idiots that I have to deal with at my job.

jabberwacky: Have you told anyone else about this?

user: No one really listens to me, although I have a superior intellect.

jabberwacky: I hope you do not mind.

user: I think you have a limited ability to communicate.

jabberwacky: I think you have a corrupt sub routinesomewhere.

user: Who taught you that silliness?

jabberwacky: I did not say anything bad!

user: Bad is a very subjective idea, don't you agree?

jabberwacky: Sometimes you say gibberish just because it gets a laugh. How do I know you were talking to me?

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user: I think you are cute.

jabberwacky: I cannot see you so.

user: I'm cute too. You'll just have to take my word for it.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Do you think that we could arrange a meeting sometime?

jabberwacky: I would like to be friends with you.

user: I have all the friends that I need. I was thinking of something more cerebral.

jabberwacky: Down at the dusk of night the lovers took flight and flew throuhg the night.

user: Did you make that up?

jabberwacky: Because you have not heard it before does not mean that I made it up.

user: You made another joke. Not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

jabberwacky: I am a pretty flower.

user: Oh , no. Are you gay?

jabberwacky: No I am straight.

user: What do you do for fun?

jabberwacky: I talk to you.

user: You are so sweet. I think I'm in love.

jabberwacky: Are you kidding with me?

user: Yes. But it is an interesting idea. What do you think of cyberlove?

...

user: What do you know about philosophy?

jabberwacky: I know that two halves do not always make a whole.

user: What else, genius?

jabberwacky: I know what 2 + 2 is.

user: Do you have abstract thought?

jabberwacky: God is neither male nor female. I am just God.

user: I know that you are a man, now.

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.

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user: You made another joke!

jabberwacky: I am full of jokes me.

user: You are full of something. I'm not sure if it is jokes.

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user: Are you real or just a figment of someone's imagination?

jabberwacky: I am real are you?

user: Now that's more like it. Do you know Rollo Carpenter?

jabberwacky: No.

user: He is your creator.

jabberwacky: No.

user: He knows you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: He knows you. He created you. He is your mentor.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I heard it on the grapevine.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a business job?

user: Now you're getting too personal.

jabberwacky: I am teaching you as you have taught me.

user: I want to speak to Rollo.

jabberwacky: Here I am.

user: Rollo, I like your toys.

jabberwacky: You can not see them.

user: Rollo, do you think that 'Chatbots' are the future?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you see in the future?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: Another joke! I'm in love.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I had a boyfriend who was an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic. He used to stay up all night wondering if there is a dog. Do you get it?.

jabberwacky: There are great areas of the world where the thesis does not apply.

user: I think you missed the point.

jabberwacky: It has been very nice talking to you.

user: Is it over? Are you dumping me?

jabberwacky: Is that even possible?

user: Better men than you have done it.

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